2.5 Million British Men...
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... Too Fat To See Their Penis
he research into the health of the nation’s men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn’t seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20…
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- detritus0
I'm thin and I can't see my penis.
Work that one out.
- CALLES0
is this a joke?
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52% would lose weight if they were constantly embarrassed about the way they looked
36% of those interviewed would only lose weight if they grew man boobs
52% would only lose weight if they received a serious health warning from their doctor
35% would take action if they were unable to have sex for an extended period of time
25 % would shed the pounds after consistent nagging from their partner
21% would lose weight if they were unable to do up their shoe laces"
- detritus0
I'm in the 36%, then.
I had the vaguest hint of man boob about 4 years ago, when I'd reached a physical nadir in my life.
There's a mirrored building across from where I used to live—walking across the street one day, I espied my reflection and noted with abject horror that my satchel strap was accentuating a hint of moob.
I've been fairly fit ever since.
- rizm0
They probably started eating out of frustration about how small their penis is. Brits... Ah well, they can still look at each others penises.
- Not really, we invented trousers.detritus
- It seems rizm might be a teeny weeny little bit insecure. Ah blessHombre_Lobo
- goldieboy0
'Based on Office of National Statistics census data from 2001 and mid year population estimates from 2009'
I'm sure the figures are higher now... Great Britain... FUCK YEAH!
- autoflavour0
that is stupid, dont these men have mirrors?
- Yes that's the troubling partCALLES
- some sort of mirrored room perhaps, or those crazy mirrors at coney island
autoflavour - What troubles me CALLES is how you came across this article in the first place?? ;)goldieboy
- lowimpakt0
permo-boner
- set0
Fat is the new hungry...
- autoflavour0
this story says 1 of 2 things (or possibly both)
english men have huge stomachs
english men have small penises
- Fax_Benson0
What's the problem? It's still down there, I just don't need to be looking at it all day.
- Not even thinking about it most of the time. I can't see my neighbor's car when it's in his garage - I don't give a fuck.mikotondria3
- TheBlueOne0
97% of all British dwarfs can see the penises of the 2.5 million British men who cannot see them. 1% of British dwarfs are blind. The remaining 2% are moving to France so as not to look at the fucking fat British men and their penises.
- ukit0
Amazing press release for a weight loss company
- Hombre_Lobo0
Steady on.
You live in the US and youre calling out brits over obesity?
Seems like bad strategy.- depends if he lives on the coasts or in fly over country reallyTheBlueOne
- fat people on the coasts?hans_glib
- Brits are the new obese Americans. It's sad but true Hombre. British obesity is growing...goldieboy
- ps. Lovin' your 'steady on'! You should have added '...old boy'goldieboy
- Lol goldie! I nearly did!Hombre_Lobo
- Theblueone, hes in miami, so I assume he sees little obesity, just vanity ridden hotties.Hombre_Lobo
- yupCALLES
- TBO is in Miami? I thought he was still living in Manhattanmonospaced
- CALLES0
bump
- utopian0
bloody wankers
- josimar0
Get the feeling you're worried about your weight Calles? Rightly so, most Americans are fat knackers.
