Make a Confession Day
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- scarabin0
i ONLY drink from the carton
- BusterBoy0
When I was about 12, me and a friend were down at the local park and there was a social game of football being played. The fullback was drinking a stubbie of beer and leaving it behind the goalpost after each swig.
I grabbed the bottle, pissed in it and then put t back.
The bloke comes back for another swig...funny thing was he didn't notice the difference and kept drinking it!
- kgvs720
I'm really pissed at what my friend is doing. What an ignorant bitch.
- Lustwaffe0
I fucked a hooker and got paid.
- ediot0
I designed a logo on 99designs. :(
- inv0
Sometimes, I use the womens restroom....
- inv0
Confession: I am a scandinavian man.
- Juanmonk0
I got so drunk about a month ago I ended up sleeping in a bush across from the pub. When I woke up in the morning my jeans and undies were round my ankles, almost had a heart attack. Turned out I was just sleeping in my own piss, thank god.
- Sutteklut0
My fart smells like death and can cause insta-puke. :( Also, I am not sober and I think mister mono has a nice face!
- Oh, boy.Continuity
- and you're a man?benfal99
- I am not a man. I do not fart rainbows and BUTTERFLIES darn itSutteklut
- We've already established her non-maleness. Her sanity is still up for discussion, though.Continuity
- Just because I drink ? :OSutteklut
- Just in general. I still think your random arrival on QBN when you're not a designer seems awfully weird.Continuity
- you just killed any semblance of a boner i hadscarabin
- Im glad, scarabin. Why should you EVEN have any.... Didnt think you could-Sutteklut
- Uh-oh.Continuity
- and why is that?scarabin
- 'cause i don't trip all over myself offering you dick when you're trolling for compliments here?scarabin
- I have no clue. Im going to regret this tomorrow. QBN should have a chatplace.Sutteklut
- I dont think I want your dick, too far away when I have one laying in bed.. :)Sutteklut
- well get at it!scarabin
- you think I have a nice face? awe, that's so sweetmonospaced
- GeorgesII0
I watched avatar twice and never saw the first 30 minutes.
- I watched avatar once and I think I might have liked it :|rascuache
- LULZ.. I watched it twice and was at least 15 minutes late both times.. i have no idea what happens at the beginningautoflavour
- BusterBoy0
I tear up almost as much as Boehner.
- OBBTKN0
I allways enjoyed FRIENDS... mainly the chandler character.
* Now i feel dirty and i´m going to fustigate
- SrSamaurai0
actually i was on acid for those 2 years
- fugged0
I'm slowly working my way through the entire animated gif thread. 101 pages left to go...
- GeorgesII0
I'm a black jew gay nazi :(
- set0
I'm a black ginger gay nazi jewish homeless politician