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- BuddhaHat-1
You haven't even touched on 'spoonerisms' yet...
I love cop porn.
Go in with buns glazing
hollow your fart
rental deceptionist
This could be my ducky lay
hot Poles
candle with hair
I hit him with a blusing crow
We have a plaster man. (master plan)
you have mad banners
a well-boiled icicle (well-oiled bicycle)
you really sock my knocks off
chewing doors
I have to pill the physician
chipping the flannel
clappy as a ham
go shake a tower (take a shower)
roaring pain (pouring rain)
Dandy McOwl
Yes, waiter, I'll have the chilled grease
Don't spew up your screech
as the flow cries
sues and shocks
brunch lake
- usrper0
oh don't forget the classic "shit" means shit, and "the shit" means great
- Peter0
What's up my cats?
- dobre0
Why dick & pussy & asshole = bad?
They r awesomeness. Without dicks & pussies we wont be here & having pleasures. As for assholes..well uhm yeh we can have some enjoyment as well..
So instead, I'll use dick & pussy & assholes to refer to awesomeness.
- ohhhhhsnap0
History of Personal Pronouns.
- sted0
folks help me out pls. I can't find that grammar and spellcheck site what was posted here few weeks ago here (just clicked, pasted some text, noticed that it's quite good and closed :).
kthxbye
- -1x here :)sted
- search your browser history?
post your request in the blog thread. more readers there.imbecile - done that, and I went back in time on the left side but no luck.sted
- yeah no :( that stuff also analyzed the stylested
- but thanks for this :)sted
- http://www.qbn.com/t…imbecile
- oh man how fakking awesome you are! thanks!!%%sted
- drake-von-drake-8
Yes, learn to speak it.
Ask is not axe.
- sted0
what is "Class act too." ?
client forwarded me a recommendation letter what he sent out to a prospective client and this was the last line
- he's saying the person is of high character... it's a saying that he's good enough to put in front of high-class peoplemonospaced
- ah thanks! I found only crap in google while searching for the meaning of this phrase :)sted
- 3rd google result
http://www.merriam-w…monospaced - yeah, but not if you look for "class act too" :)sted
- too = alsomonospaced
- jaylarson2
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.Pronunciation — think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.Finally, which rhymes with enough —
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
- sted5
- sted0
- the thimm.
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- the thim.
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- the tim.
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- the thimi.
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- the fucking SKIN of the website.
- oh the thimee.
- what?