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- mg330
i will never forget where I was at this moment: sitting at my desk at home, working on web site wireframes in Visio, listening to the new Ben Benjamin album, drinking coffee out of my QBN coffee mug.
NEVER FORGET
- PonyBoy0
he isn't dead... he just went home
- dMullins0
I was going to choke the chicken like an hour ago, but unfortunately I got drawn into this news blitz BS.
- TheMagicSheep0
trump going to demand his death certificate
- hehePonyBoy
- Long form, of course.TheBlueOne
- Leno or Conan will run with this next show, just waitukit
- stealing thisCALLES
- dopepope0
Just in time for the memorial to open too! Nice going fellas!
- TheBlueOne0
So wtf are they waiting for? The WH intern to get back from Kinko"s with the "Mission Accomplished" banner?
- ukit0
Obama kills Osama...
- utopian0
Body buried at sea?
Okay thanks,
I believe!
- Dodecahedron0
Alien contact would never be announced by a president, the president is a political figure head there for all announcements made are self serving and politically orientated. Aliens are about something much larger and are in control of their own disclosure anyway. In fact disclosure has already begun in a variety of ways through individuals and things like documentaries and movies.
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Llogi - its funny and sort of fucked up at the same timeDodecahedron
- ...as well as completely ridiculousukit
- Aliens would produce much better movies than Men In Black or Independence Day...cmon!ukit
- nope.Dodecahedron
- its just a simple form of conditioning ... war movies are for the same reasonDodecahedron
- seriously if you think aliens exist or not think how the public would be informed? through a warmongering corporatist puppet? no fucking wayDodecahedron
- ...puppet? no wayDodecahedron
- they would surely inform us through facebook friend requests. "Glop-El from Nebulon 5 want's to be your friend."kona
- friend." Oh sweet!kona
- yeah that's be dope, an alien social networking campaigneieio
- storytelling is also now an alien conspiracy? GTFOinteliboy
- I heard District 9 was shot with no CGI what so ever.aanderton
- Fucking &
- TheBlueOne0
Does this mean that Obama really is the Magic Negro?
- dopepope0
So much for hiding in caves. Fucking mansion.
- BusterBoy0
Just reported on CNN. I hope they have this right!
(CNN) -- DNA matching is under way on samples from the body of slain terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden, a U.S. government official told CNN on Monday.
There are photographs of the body with a gunshot wound to the side of the head that shows an individual who is not unrecognizable as bin Laden, the official said.
- CALLES0
hate feeling good about someones death... but dude wasn't kosher
- BozMan0
shit is going to be on seriously high alert now.
- U mean 'elevated'dopepope
- Are we still doing the color thing?TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
So, how will the Tea Party retards criticize Obama for this?
- They will say praise Bush for making all of this possible, and label Obama as merely the messenger.mg33
- Of course. And we all know that Clinton set up Bush for...oh nevermind...TheBlueOne
- dMullins0
I love this one woman on CNN...
"So Wolf, what does this say about our ability as a nation to project power on the international stage?"
It says our shit is weak as fuck and it took 9 years...
- ukit0
- TheBlueOne0
"No matter how collected Obama is during his speech, he's hearing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" blasting in his head."
@pattonoswalt