Zombie proof house
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- seeessess0
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- NathanNice0
i think zombie's could get through the rolling metal door though. Especially a bunch of em pushing on it none stop. I would need roof access, a 22 cal. rifle with scope and silencer to pick em off before they alert more and lots of food.
- +1 for roof access.GRAC
- and the rifle.GRAC
- i have a silenced 22, converted bull barrel so it still looks stock.moldero
- had a ruger .22 pistol where the barrel was converted, but i sold it.
moldero - cool, expensive but very useless considering you cant get caught with them at allmoldero
- http://www.qbn.com/t…moldero
- Only a .22? That's like a step up from a BB Gun.duckseason
- honest0
how about a moat?
- elahon0
Or a moat of fire...?
- R-aI0
It would be good if it had an underground bunker, with clean water supply, air and food. With a tunnel system which reached natural resources...
It could also do with a CCTV system, just in case Mr Zombie turns up at your front door, you'll want to know what he's up to...
Electrified polls on the walls and doors too... That way ol'zombie-jim can get a big old shock when he sticks his rotten hand on your lovely modernism-inspired house... You won't get a visit from Kevin McCloud and Grand Designs with an exterior covered in Zombie goo...
- vivid0
or it need to be on stilts...classic zombie rules...they can't climb! :]
- sublocked0
I would just worry about the electrics going out on the moveable parts.
- kona0
needs turrets
- dopepope0
When Zombies do show up, they're not going to play by Hollywoods rules.
- you mean Hollywood Squares..e-pill
- Jim J Bullock's brains for the win!locustsloth
- e-pill0
remember- When in doubt, decapitate!
- CanHasQBN0
i'm sure if you're just nice to them they will be nice back. you know? try to keep an open mind. just because some is diff..... AHHHHHRJH AHHHHHHHGHH HELLLLPPP MEEEEEEEE!!! RGLBRGLBRGGB _____________
- cannonball19780
I'd like remote button that makes a chainsaw or a blade swing horizontally clockwise around the entire perimeter of the house just above average shoulder level.
- lolset
- i'd go waste level just to take out kid and large dog zombies.set
- @cannonball.. all you need is the Flying Guillotine.. http://www.youtube.c…e-pill
- lol, would love this on my carprophetone
- absolute classic movie e-pillAmicus
- @set waist level makes too many crawlerscannonball1978
- monNom0
a fence probably would have sufficed.
- Miguex0
^
according to movies, turn off all lights and don't make noise would do the trick
- prophetone0
when the zombies approach, this song starts up on a loop on the outdoor speaker system...
- akrok0
hah...nice.
- ETM0
- climbatree0
look at the photos it does cctv , hahaha wow