The dream
- Started
- Last post
- 3 Responses
- Boz
I'm reading my Facebook notes I had a few years ago and find the post I made about a weird ass dream I had. I read through it and it was hilarious.. I wrote it I guess as soon as I woke up and totally forgot about it.. now when I read it again i was laughing my ass off..
I guess it might make you laugh too.. it was crazy.
It's a long one, so just telling you what it is, if you want to skip it or whatever. So here it is:"I had a screwed up dream about just now before I woke up from a nap.
So, the dream starts of with me finishing my college degree and sitting with my brunette girlfriend (it's some random chick in a dream it's not even any girl from my life) and I say that I"m not too happy even if I finished college so I want to learn more foreign languages.
So I turn around and go to this class and I see this hot blonde teaching there and I automatically sign up for the class. She was teaching foreign languages, geography and amazingly Flash Actionscript for beginners! But wait! The chick was from Drew Carey's show. She looked exactly like this.
Why the hell did I dream of her I have no idea. I haven't seen any Drew Carey episodes in years.
So naturally as soon as I joined up I enter a classroom with her sitting behind a huge desk with the board behind her giving us all like copied notes about everything geography and languages and she writes on the board about what we need to do in Flash actionscript until the class is done that day. Of course it will be reviewed at the end.
I'm thinking to myself in this dream. "Screw that, I'll bang out that code in a second and make something totally custom".
I turn around and I see a FUCKING tiger in the middle of the classroom playing with a white cat. Everybody is a bit freaked out and especially the guy who owns the cat.
I look at the guy, remembering that i have bad tiger experience (which I don't, I have no idea why I even had that feeling in the dream) and I say to the guy, "Dude are you sure, that tiger can rip your cat apart".. The dude is all worried but doesn't know what to say.
I go to the tiger and I tell it.."Hey, I mean seriously, will you promise me that you won't kill that cat". Tiger says "Sure man, I won't, I promise".
So I'm feeling the sense of relief and the cat is jumping all over the tiger to play but I'm feeling better now cause I know the tiger won't eat it or kill it.
So next, I start coding shit in Flash and writing some button code and some functions and everybody is feeling uneasy about this and in panic cause they never touched AS. So I'm kind of like, I got this I'll fucking make this stuff totally cool and it's gonna be awesome.
While I'm coding that, I hear a guy from the back sitting, saying to the teacher "Hey, I really have no clue about this stuff and you suck as a teacher. I want to leave your class". She tries to defend it but says ok "If it doesn't work for you, it doesn't work for you", but I can see she's hurt. So after the guy leaves the classroom, she leaves outside too.
I go to follow her and I see this old chick coming to take over the class for her and she's like "The test review will begin shortly, start finishing your work". I'm kind of panicking now cause I need to go after the Drew Carey chick to comfort her and say it's ok but I haven't done shit from all the drama with the tiger and this guy who was complaining.
So I decide to leave and I'm outside now on some lawn standing with my girlfriend and I see the blonde hot professor chick going to her car crying. At that moment the new old chick professor replacement approaches me and my girlfriend and starts talking about something. I tell her that I really don't have a lot of time and haven't finished the assignment but that I fucking kick ass in Actionscript cause I have a company that does that for clients.
Next thing I remember is that I'm back inside and as I enter I see a tiger still being bothered by the cat. I ask the tiger again as I see he's irritated "Please don't hurt the cat, you promise?" and he says "Sure I promise" and at that point he turns to the cat and says "I wouldn't hurt this little guy" and in a second grabs the cat with his mouth (and I'm thinking he's gonna play with the cat or move it away from him), lifts her up and with one chew, severs it's head from the body and then spits the head out leaving the white cat's body on one side and head on the other while blood is everywhere.
I'm shocked and was like "WTF! you promised". And the tiger says "Well he was annoying the shit out of me" and life's a bitch. I'm thinking, "Shit this tiger is totally unstable and if he did that to a cat so easily he can rip me in half no problem too" as I see this huge ass tiger going towards the back of the classroom totally calm after ripping the cat apart moving slow and totally relaxed in order to sit there or whatever.
Everybody was shocked but seemingly continued concentrating on their assignment for flash and I approach the dude who owned the white cat and say "Sorry dude. I told you. The tiger is unstable". He's crying over his cat.
So the old women who was replacing the hot one now says.. okay please turn in your assignments and we'll start the test shortly.
I rush back to my desk where I was sitting and I'm trying to code this shit out super fast but it's already too late and the old chick says "okay let's start the test".
So she's looking at me and "I know that she wants to ask me first" and then she looks at everyone else and asks the questions:
"So, tell me, what 2 spices are most used in Spain".
And I'm like "WTF!" and start quickly googling the question. I misspell spices or something and I get some fucked up results about politics in google. So I quickly retype and I'm looking at results to give me an answer but answer is nowhere to be found! All search results are screwed up and not on topic. I get something like 2 most popular food entries in Spain but not spices. This obviously isn't it "SHIT!"
While I"m panicking the old chick professor asks some other chick in the class and she starts saying things like oil and some other stuff and I'm "WTF I haven't seen this on google, where is she getting these answers from" and then I look at bunch of papers that the hot blond chick gave us at the beginning of the class and figure out that all of these answers and questions were inside. So I open the notebook and start browsing through it, waiting for the next question so I could quickly find an answer.
Then I wake up. I feel huge relief that the tiger didn't actually rip the cat in half. Holy shit! "
- akrok0
damn you boz. can't we have the flash version instead. (much shorter)
- Boz0
Here's the one I had a few days after the one I posted first..
"Another weird dream last night.. including incredibly beautiful asian girl who ended up peeing standing up, I shook the hand of Jimmy Fellon at a fancy party i was crashing and planning some kind of robbery or something with my high school friends. If I could make movies with these dreams, I'd be more successful than David Lynch in weirdness :)"
- utopian0
This have "Novel" written all over it...