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- drgs
Post here the most boring videos you can find, and I will watch them all.
Challenge me!
- akrok0
the next level: below stupid.
- ********0
whos going to be the first to post them?
- ********0
haha, see you in 13 hours
- organicgrid0
AND THE WINNER IS...
- Actually this film is really amazing. I love the whole gay sexual sub-plot between the main protagonists...********
- the careful knocking at the 'door', the reluctance to let a man in, the aggressive push for entry...********
- the climactic shooting off at an unexpected moment.
* Faps.******** - "Totally hot. Five stars "
- Gay Times Magazine******** - Thats proves it. Muslims aren't violent. I am glad I watched it.********
- Actually this film is really amazing. I love the whole gay sexual sub-plot between the main protagonists...
- ********0
You know what I like about all of Cristian Guzman's movies?
They're all shot in his own apartment, number 201.
- ********0
Idea for movie...
The main character, lets call him Crispin, relaxes with the X-box in apt 201, when suddenly there's a strange scratching sound from the door. The movie cam glides towards the door on a skateboard, but as it approaches the front door, Crispin starts swearing. This is because the tension is mounting and the whole thing is becoming mysterious and unsettling. Crispin goes to look through the front door's spy hole but suddenly suddenly, in an unexpected twist, Crispin's own front door unsheathes a katana and kills him in the eye, but in a mysterious way that requires no special effects at all.
- ********0
Idea for movie...
The president of the USA arrives at apt 201 for a secret meeting of international leaders... at least that what the invite says which he is holding in his hand. He comes without any entourage, just one man, the leader of the western world, on his own. This shows that the meeting is highly secretive. He knocks on the door and it opens. Mysterious tension building chords are pressed on a keyboard as he slowly enters the apartment to discover all the world leaders inside are merely cardboard cutouts blown up from newspaper photographs, crudely cut out and positioned around the room.
Feeling tension, the President starts to shout and use stress-related swearing words. he starts to lash out and lurch wildly around the room asking "What the fuck is going on here" in a really crazy shouting style.
Then he reaches for his cell phone but as he starts dialling the number for the CIA, Tony Blair steps out of a cupboard looking like Cristian Guzman in a mask, and says "I wouldn't do that if I were you".
he then administers a karate chop to the oesophagus and the president drops to the floor, dead, without any special effects at all.
End credits roll as Tony Blair leaves quietly, polishing the doorknobs to remove fingerprints as he goes.
- bigtrick0
jesus tim.
- ********0
Idea for movie
Crispin Guzman is the world's best Nascar driver. He is seen relaxing before a race by clicking his knuckles and admiring his driving gloves. We watch this happen in the lenses of his Oakley shades. Also in his shades we see reflected a letter from his long lost son who has been kidnapped for ransom. The letter says "Good luck Dad, I hope you win and then come and get me". He needs this race, he needs to win it. He looks good, cool, focussed and unstoppable. He has no choice. Its a race against time. Its more than a trophy, its life or death. Some typical racing scene sounding chords are pressed on a keyboard and the skateboard-mounted camera does a focus pull across the room.
Just then the phone rings. Crispin Guzman picks up the receiver and we see its shaped like an amazing racing car. This is the guy who has taken it to the next level and fucking won. Alpha male style. He even has a gold rope chain around his neck as thick as a lady's finger. He puts the phone to his ear and grunts. We wait, almost as though its a still image not a movie. Just Crispin Guzman's amazing face on screen in high definition for us all to admire.
Then the receiver goes back down. Crispin Guzman starts swearing angrily, all "Whhhaaattt ttthhhee fffuuuccckkkk" and other things like this.
We return to the Oakley lens shot, and we see him crumple up the letter from his son and toss it into the fire.
They decided to kill his son anyway in a moment of high jinks. Now he is racing for the memory of his son. He leaves apt 201 and the credits roll.
- moldero0
- I like the way Special effects were used to liven up some of the slower scenes in this one.********
- I like the way Special effects were used to liven up some of the slower scenes in this one.
- moldero0
- guys seem cool, too bad for the spammoldero
- He's using frozen grilled chicken and garlic paste and narrating the process like he's making a meal. Who are these tards?********
- lol, i couldn't make it that far in.moldero
- "pretty damn gourmet to me"pedromendez
- moldero0
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