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- TheBlueOne
"The scarcity of coffee on the world market is reflected by the fact that opening stocks in producing countries for the 2010/11 crop year are expected to fall below 12 million bags, the lowest levels in recorded history..."
LOWEST LEVELS IN RECORDED HISTORY. But..I..I.. need my coffee! And at affordable prices. You can't do this to me!
- Ruffian0
Good, I quit consuming coffee 4 months ago.
- whereRI0
holy fuckin crap balls
- inhaler970
wheres your source?
- Industry Trade news source:
http://www.flex-news…TheBlueOne - ..ah, by way of Reuters originally I see..so it's legit...too legit to quitTheBlueOne
- hay hayjaylarson
- Industry Trade news source:
- set0
Coffee is the gay man's cigarette
- that's unpossibleTheBlueOne
- NO, that's cockrobthelad
- my bate has been thrown...set
- and if you smoke too?goldieboy
- then you are a hermaphroditeset
- lattes are gay men's coffe. flat whites are douchie men's lattes.maikel
- lolset
- cigarette's are the gay man's coffee.dbloc
- Dude, laughing so hard... as I sip my nespresso.nthkl
- egosmoke0
First Helium, now coffee? These really are the end times.
- neowe0
Chocolate's bitter sweet relationship with the rainforest
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORL…
- Hombre_Lobo0
Coffee and tea are for the weak who can't get about on there own steam!!
Joking, Ive never drank tea or coffee. Call an orange juice draught and I'm fooked :(
- ...and milk over beers?
Menthol ciggs over heroin.
Goth you disgust me.
...kidding ;)Peter
- ...and milk over beers?
- necromation0
Coffee is for fags... I drink unicorn tears!
- I suck unicorn eyeball moisture from the source, it's the only wayTheBlueOne
- why would you do that to a beautiful creature?mpark
- It's a perfectly natural symbiotic relationship. Didn't you cover that human-unicorn thing in biology 101?TheBlueOne
- If unicorns go insane if their tears aren't regularly removed. It's a win-win. Nature is beautiful.TheBlueOne
- raf0
- ItTango0
*ponders mass hysteria triggered by the tsunami-esque wave of withdrawal headaches. checks stock prices for Bayer and Tylenol.
- joseprieto0
drunk mate man way better for you and wakes u up even more than coffee
- somebody will start telling you shit about cancer and hell knows, maybe ghonorrea...maikel
- from mate or from coffee?joseprieto
- harlequino0
This is the first reasonable premise for invading a country or going to war that I've ever heard.
- vitamins0
I have an addictive personality so I never got into coffee.
- CALLES0
Can't we make coffee out of corn?
- alsoCALLES
- http://www.ehow.com/…vitamins
- Unicorn? Theblueone got the scoop.Peter
- so there.... corn saves the world againCALLES
- The Corn. There Can Be Only One.TheBlueOne
- where's the caffeine? what's the point?scarabin
- iCanHasQBN0
coffee is nasty. it tastes like garbage and shit and sweat combined.
i go to starbucks and order hot chocolates.
with whip cream.
- cause you have a vaginawhereRI
- bwah haah haah74LEO
- You're the one who can't function without a specific drink. how vagina-y.iCanHasQBN
- haaa!ItTango
- yeah yeah, whateva vag boywhereRI
- @whereRI, that is.ItTango
- "coffee is nasty. it tastes like garbage and shit and sweat combined" how'd u know this?ItTango
- i was munching on whereIR's wife last night.iCanHasQBN
- *removes breakable objects, climbs under tableItTango