Moist Wipes
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- CALLES
how do you feel about them?
- Amicus0
moist at the tip... might need to wipe.
- scarabin0
you better get used to the taste if you're planning on having sex at burning man
- bwahahahahaCALLES
- wow..hahah!PonyBoy
- spoken from experience, I'm suremonospaced
- __TM0
you'll get used to them once you have kids
- prophet0
if you have kids, you better have lots of moist wipes, a fire hose and an exorcist.
- Amicus0
^ he really IS a prophet.
All hail the mouthpiece of the lord.
- deathboy0
refer to them as man wipes. and they can be pleasant for those not so pleasant deuces. even though theres that short period of wetness which makes you second guess your wipe skill. but you adapt.
- prophet0
macgrooober!
- must_dash0
bidet in a can
- ali0
great to use in the car
- Projectile0
I get them every time I go to a festival. they're a fucking lifesaver!!!
Especially when you suddenly remember letting that really cute girl draw all over your face last night with whatever the fuck it was just so you could have a reason to stare at her and make a lame attempt at chatting her up while she did it
:P
- WHAT!?monospaced
- hahahaha hey anything goes at a festival!! oh and it was face paint not something gross.Projectile
- melq0
When caulking a bathtub or window, use a moist wipe over the end of your finger to create a perfectly smooth finish.
- CALLES0
i didn't know it had so many uses.... i just thought wet wipe+ass=wetass
- i still dont get the drawing in the face thingCALLES
- does he mean this kinda festival?
http://www.charnwood…CALLES - I figure it was just to clean off face paint. Our minds are simply too dirty to comprehend such naivetemonospaced
- I'd get it if he was hosepiping her face. As things stand, I'm nowhere.NonEntity
- Glitterati_Duane0
A hooker's must have
- lnu0
Some of them are also good for getting spots on clothes or furniture out. I've only tried the baby kind, but I guess the house cleaning kind should work as well. No more baby puke in the sofa.
- adqt0
no more dingleberries, i don't leave home with out 'em.
- mg330
They're just brilliant for the anus.