Future Speed Bumps
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Today, West Vancouver officials will roll out a new way to keep drivers alert and slow them down: a little girl speed bump. A trompe-l’œil, the apparently 3D girl located near the École Pauline Johnson Elementary School is actually a 2D pavement painting, similar to the one shown here.
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- lukus_W0
* quick swerve into pillar, initiating multiple car pileup.
- kona0
until drivers everywhere realize it's just a painting and fly through them like they're not even there. give it a month or two until someone plows through a real little girl thinking it's a painting.
that being said, give it a week for someone to paint pedo bear behind the girls or leaning out from one of the pillars.
- whatsup0
those canadians should just get good 'ol fashioned speed bumps that actually work, but a honestly a pretty good idea as a visual solution.
- CALLES0
it would cause a huge traffic jam when someone tripping on acid or shrooms spends hours waiting for the girl to cross the street
- LOL!!!!!! too funny.mg33
- this 'e-f-in girl takes soooo damn long to cross the street!whatsup
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- mg330
They really did a disservice to girls everywhere by painting her wearing such shit shoes. And what's she going after there? An egg?
- CALLES0
perhaps traumatic images of people ran over would work better... well maybe not
- kona0
they need speed pinatas. a cardboard girl hanging from the ceiling that you have to slowly drive though, because if you drive too fast you break open the pinata, which is filled with pink sparkly paint, sand and used condoms.
- < that would make people slow downkona
- ahahahahahahaha god damn you konaiCanHasQBN
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