Your method against mosquitoes
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- hektor9110
Eat them all..... by the dozen..
- scarabin0
living in a desert
- iheartfun0
I have about 7 bites on my legs from being outside only 20 minutes!
- bigtrick0
capture 20 dragonflies using a butterfly net. put them in the freezer for an hour to induce a catatonic, tranquilized state. now, carefully tie a length of fishing line to each of their bodies - maybe 3 feet per dragonfly. tie the other end of the line to the buttons on your clothing.
now you have your own aerial mosquito-eating eradication force.
- bigtrick brings the big thinkingTheBlueOne
- sounds easy enoughscarabin
- Too much trouble. I'll stick to taking them down with my home-made flamethrower.Continuity
- srhadden0
MOSQUITO NET !! for real
- georgesIII0
- And only $19.95!
http://www.amazon.co…TheBlueOne - Got it for 5 euros,
a fuckn moskito tazer for 4.90georgesIII - zapped my gf with one of these last week... oh how I laughedgoldieboy
- those things hurt! Of course I touched it after reading DO NOT TOUCHfooler2
- These things work wonders on those large green shit-flies, too. Don't ask my how I know...elahon
- And only $19.95!
- monoboy0
Avon skin so soft. Works. Even the military use it...
- blogger0
I take my slippers, sneak up on them, and swat!
- ukit0
Spraying something at them (bug repellant or barring that, cleaning fluid, etc) works amazingly well.
The cocky bastards, thinking they're invulnerable, drop like...uh...flies when you spray them.
- Some flies might be offended by your statementTheBlueOne
- detritus0
Move North.
Or South, if you're beneath the equator.- Global Warming.TheBlueOne
- WRONG! ever seen the size of mosquitos in alaska? http://www.orionmaga…monNom
- Alright, fuck that totally.
I forgot about Scottish midges too, little billionfold bastards.detritus
- Aa770
eat lots of garlic
- d_rek0
I used to work in a greenhouse where the constantly moist conditions were perfect for swarms of mosquitos to spawn. The first few weeks I was really bothered by how much I was being bitten and the constant itching. After those few weeks though I just developed a mental block to being bitten and also scratching them. That block stuck with me after I left there and now unless they buzz in my ears I rarely notice being bitten / itching.
- do they crawl across your eyeballs like those starving kids in Africa?monospaced
- Or ur balls? Just checkinNonEntity
- Those are excitable thoughts. Sadly they only traversed my grundle. =\d_rek
- Suicide pact, uh? Sad.NonEntity
- mikotondria30
Move to groundito zerito.