Nose Hairs
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- Ramanisky2
I hate those unsightly fuckers. Seriously I pull these long ass sonsofbitches from the root only to find that they are back the next day and longer than the day before. WTF?
- pastpastdue0
Nose hairs are the worst kind of hairs. Except ingrown.
- e-wo0
Seriously, http://www.amazon.com/Groom-Mateā¦
- 74LEO0
I have like 6 super long eyebrow hairs that come down and poke my eye, i hav elong nose hairs also and curly eyelashes that poke me in the eyes also. no ear hair yet. fuckers make your eyes water when you grab ahold of um also.
yow!!!!
- oey0
I always heard pulling them causes cancer! Maybe an urban myth...
- oey0
I remember seeing once in Juxtapoz magazine an illustration by Andrew J Wright that as this written: "The truth behind Dr. Phil's Mustache...it's all nose hair. 100%"
- Ramanisky20
^ everytime you pull a nose hair an angel gets it's wings
true story!- that's poetry! I'll pull them all out tonight!oey
- Put them under your pillow tonight. The nose hair fairy will reward you kindly.Ramanisky2
- thanks! I hope she bangs me as I'm sleeping alone tonight...oey
- raf0
*unfollows Ramanisky2
- I knew I had a stalker.Ramanisky2
- +1moldero
- please don't destroy my most recent fantasy...oey
- Restraining order filed!Ramanisky2
- mydo0
nose hair is no problem. you have it all your life. it's the new hair that is a reminder you're getting old that's the bitch. like the outside of your ears. you can't shave your ears can you.
- don't think so.akrok
- Damn. I just noticed the hair growing on my ears this morning.fyoucher1
- You have to pull those bitches from the root. One by oneRamanisky2
- 5 o'clock shadow on ur ears wd look weird...NonEntity
- Juanmonk0
I shave the little bastards with the burds razor, get those random long eyebrow hairs and all, weird long ones have started growing out my shoulders.
The worst hair of all is when you get a girlfriend hair wrapped round you're wee todge, you pull and it go's on forever. Somehow managing to swaddle its self under the most sensitive of skin foldings.
- scarabin0
just get up there with some scissors and trim that shit
i do it every few weeks
i imagine staring down the barrel of your schnozz and getting an eyeful of tree-trunk-lookin' nose hairs is like niagara falls on the fires of the libido of whatever woman you're trying to make out with
- oey0
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- scarabin0
mine are asymmetrical
so i only have to smell half of this cruel, cruel world
- mg330
Trimming my nose hairs is such a rush. Seriously. There's something I just love about it. I used to pull them out with tweezers but that hurts like crazy. I have an electrical trimmer now, but also like to use nose hair scissors.
- ali0
Why do you pull them out? You need those to keep all the dust and shit out.