iPhone vs. Android vs. Blackberry
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- kpl
lets cut to the chase to what really matters:
- kpl0
and canon > nikon. just while we're on the subject
- i_monk0
I've never had sex with my phone, what am I missing out on?
- get the app!Thelonious_Funk
- a sticky screen...zenmasterfoo
- SteveJobs0
^ no, you have a *better* chance. if you had no chance or a negative chance to begin with, adjust your likeliness accordingly.
- acescence0
one's desire to get fucked extends to their choice of phone. take it in the ass any way you can get it i guess. very interesting.
- loot0
Blackberries are primarily used by professionals in business.
Professionals in business tend to have more money than non-professionals.
More money equates to increased sexual desire by women.
Therefore, the transitive property tells us that the Blackberry = the most sexual activity.
- biggest fallacy i've ever seen on here.SteveJobs
- no way. transitive property says its no fallacy.kpl
- it would if the argument were transitive, but it's not.SteveJobs
- Which statement isn't true?
I'll tell you why it is, with empirical proof.loot - That's why Powerpoints are always soooo different from reality...vaxorcist
- loot0
Don't kid yourself, SteveJobs.
Money=pure sex for women. It can turn an ugly man into a sex symbol.
- SteveJobs0
no, you're thinking of fame. there's only a certain kind of woman that will put money before looks, and they're generally not the type you'd want to hook up with, much less marry..
- loot0
I'm fine with hooking up with and marrying them. Female purposes are limited anyway.
- SteveJobs0
anyway, i don't need to pull out my bankroll to pull an ex-hooters waitress with daddy issues - but whatever floats your boat..
- lukus_W0
Success can be attractive, intelligence can be attractive, power can be attractive - and just looking good can be attractive. Money however, is just plain ugly.
- loot0
Don't tell me you think a woman is your equal, Steve.
They're good for the following:
1. procreation
2. recreation
3. houseworkIf I can get one that fulfills those purposes using money, why wouldn't I?
- SteveJobs0
loot, given your value system/needs - you should do well finding the perfect woman with the few single's wrapped around the unused condom in your back pocket.
- Hombre_Lobo_20
^hahah
thats awesome, all evangelical phone users can enjoy!
