Jokes in poor taste...
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- nb0
This thread sucks.
- <oey
- at least this is a joke. a pretty good one too.capn_ron
- someone is religious or conservative, one or the otherCygnusZero4
- TheGreatGlorpo0
What are three words you dread the most while making love?
- >>TheGreatGlorpo
- "Honey, I'm home!"TheGreatGlorpo
- I've got HIV?GeorgesIV
- Vagina has teeth?BK
- set1
- BusterBoy0
You think lamb is expensive where you live...
In New Zealand, it's $50 per hour!
- cannonball19780
Q: How do you titillate an ocelot?
A: Oscillate its tit lot.
- zing...utopian
- SplashyCymbal_Long32...mikotondria3
- ..0k.wavmikotondria3
- chris_himself_20
Q: Why do women get yeast infections?
- ...chris_himself_2
- A; So they know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt once and a while.chris_himself_2
- Timelineset
- About 2-3 times year depending on the girl.chris_himself_2
- TheGreatGlorpo0
A Guy Gets On An Elevator With A Lady, And After 4 Floors He Turns And Asks, "Can I Smell Your Vagina?", The Women, Shocked At The Question Answers, "No!". So The Guy Says, "Oh, It Must Be Your Feet Then."
- dMullins0
A few months ago I helped a friend who is a chef participate in a battered womens' shelter charity.
He said he was going to be make a dish called "Battered Black Eyed Peas." I wish he had followed through.
- elahon0
Please phrase your post in the form of a joke.
- drgs0
- TheGreatGlorpo0
My girlfriend just freaked me out. She gave me a blowjob but insisted on roleplaying as a 14 year old. Fucking weird and gross.
I was like, "You're going to be 14 in a couple of years anyway, what's the rush?"
- utopian0
Knock Knock
- Who'se the'ir ?mikotondria3
- FUCK
OFF
SPAMMER!utopian - hardy the fuck har :)...mikotondria3
- :Dutopian
- "Mum says she not in".
Ever say that at the front door in the 70s ? Embarrassing.mikotondria3 - hahahaIogout
- TheGreatGlorpo0
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her father in the shower. Being young and quite naive she points to her fathers penis and asks when she will get 'one of those'
Her father looks at his watch. "When your mother leaves for work"
- rootlock1
I always tell this story when I am around someone's smart TV.
When I worked out of a Co-working space I used to yell "SIRI, HERPES MEDICATION". One of the Women there had to explain to her husband why there was "VALTREX" ads on their computer.
It truly is the joke that keeps On Giving.