ebay nutjob
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- autoflavour
ebay nutter entertained me all of yesterday at work. She emailed me regarding COD on a 99c auction for a tshirt, a tshirt i might add which NO PICKUP listed clearly in the details.
anyway, its long.. but amusing.
*Also, i have no kids, nor mortgage, however, the sarcasm seems to be have been lost on her.
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Dear funkenbubble,
Hi there,
Is COD pickup doable please? (we have 100% feedback, done loads'v pickups-love'm!, I'm on holies at the moment so I can meet you anywhere anytime, and it'd help as I'm watching 2 others of your items).
Please let me know asap? Will be most grateful indeed.
Looking forward to hearing back, thanks for your time,
Best regards- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
No
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
"NO"...??!?!? that's your reply?
Well aren't you loaded in personality! (NOT).
I'm removing your 3 items from my bid list. May you one day discover the art of communicating mate...
Honestly, I extend heart to the lot of us who have the horror of running into someone so stinking rude, uncaring and unkind.
The LEAST you could've said was, "thanks for your message,
unable to comply". Just trying to get my head around the fact there's an animal like you in my own city!REGARDS (Do you even know what they are).
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
Are you serious? That is your response? Jesus. it is people like you that is the reason I dont allow pickup for such trivial auctions. Get it together, its a fucking 99c auction. I have every right not invite a complete stranger into my house, and your response to a very direct answer is over the top.
as for you removing my 3 items from your list, gee, i guess that $3.97 i was going to make from you will mean my children will starve and the bank will foreclose on my house.
seriously.. get it together you spaz.
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
YOU TOTAL MENTAL CASE!
Once again - your very 'direct' "NO" could have been phrased with some common manners! You can still be direct and POLITE you prideful dumbass! (who clearly can't apologise either).As for the 3 items, it was actually far more than that, and one of them was for the Acer Monitor! So!!, you arrogant, RUDE idiotic animal, my question was EXTREMELY SENSIBLE.
But in your idiotic response, you've clearly indicated you intend to hold back the foreclosure on your home due to your dollars-scrounging efforts to make money (wait for it) on overbilling me on the POST! (Tragic you don't realise thats in fact illegal). And you DON'T have to do collection at your home you dummy - it can be at a workplace, common point. And clearly you're taking the risks of the earth by even having someone pick your monitor up...Ooooooo!!! You MUST be packin' it!.Who's the spaz now SPAZ! And you wonder why you've got the stinking LOUSY feedback you've got....
NOW, PISS OFF YOU ANIMAL!
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
your extremely humorous email is now being shared amongst my facebook.. alas its too long for my twitter
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
I'm reporting you to ebay security.
Unlike you, I DIDN'T USE THE F WORD... Dumdum!
Who do you think they're going to take notice of - a profane
animal like you with 94% scabbiness, or someone with 100%
feedback!? PRIDE - YOUR NAME.- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
Look, i work on a warranty helpdesk, i eat muppets like you for breakfast. So please, dont embarrass yourself.
Take your little cry and go sit in the quiet corner for a while, and when you are ready to play, mummy might let you.
- funkenbubble
Dear lived*****77,
dumdum.. who even says that? what are you, 5 years old?
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
THE MORE ABUSE YOU SPIT OUT, THE MORE YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT. EBAY ARE WATCHING YOU AND TAKING A NOTE OF ALL YOUR HORRIBLE COMMENTS. FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU COULD HAVE SIMPLY BEEN POLITE IN ANSWERING "NO". THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR INSANE PRIDE WOMAN! IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH HUMANITY FOR SOMEONE TO FACE YOU'RE IN THE WRONG (TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR EMBARRASSING FEEDBACK) AND ADMIT YOU'VE GOT ONE WHOPPING BLOODY PROBLEM. ITS YOU!! THAT'S IN THE ERROR HERE. IF YOU'RE THAT STUPID PAST THIS POINT EBAY SECURITY WILL HELP YOU REALISE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BE ON EBAY! THEY'RE VERY GOOD AT HELPING PIGS LIKE YOU BE BANNED FROM IT (it might take a long time, but the
inevitable will happen if you keep it up).SOMEONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INTELLIGENCE WOULD SAY, 'Hmmmm' - maybe I could've been polite, true.
LET'S SEE IF THAT CAN BE YOU NOW HEY! C'mon, impress us all now you have your audience.
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
Ebay are always watching me. They like me, i have a nice
personality and we are friends. Unfortunately for you though, you tendency to write massive abusive emails in capitals means they are probably going to be watching you more.all well, i hope you have a nice day.
you are very fixated on feedback? do you need peoples
approval a lot do you? Do you feel inadequate? Maybe, down
there?its ok, its not the size, its what you do with it.
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
I'M A WOMAN, YOU PATRONISING NASTY PIECE OF WORK. AM
TALKING WITH EBAY RIGHT NOW.Happy to inform you, you're also a liar. You're a bloody
nightmare to them based on your abusive emails. They DO
KNOW you! But you're clearly a psychopath and insane - and you simply have no ability to admit you're wrong. Good riddance, timewasting abuser.Your poor kids.
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
The word unstable comes to mind with your outbursts. Perhaps an anger management course or some medication might be needed. I would recommend speaking to your local parishioner or doctor.
Seriously, you are out of control.
- funkenbubble
Dear lived*****77,
I am a liar? how so? Of course ebay know me. I just emailed
them all your unwarranted abuse.I am clearly a pschyopath, as i am the one arguing over a 99c
shirt.nice one, nutjob
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
Here.we.go...for.the.2 year old pig... TRY IT S.L.O.W.L.Y....
"Yes, you're IIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT.....I...
AND.COULD.HAVE. BEEN. POLITE. WHEN. SAYING. "NO"....NOooooooowwwwww.....YOUR TURN.....!!!!! LET'S - ALL- SEE - IF SHE - CAN - DO - IT - THIS - TIME!!! or if she's going to keep proving what a stupid, idiotic, arrogant, dumbass she is AGAIN!?
ONCE AGAIN - THOSE.POOR KIDS OF YOURS!!!!
- lived*****77
Dear funkenbubble,
Hahahhhahahaha....
Honestly, UNBELIEVABLE. You just can't do it can you! You just
can't apologise. How unbelievably sad.YOU CAN'T DO IT CAN YOU!
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
I am continuing this conversation purely for its comedic value
for me and my co-workers. however, we have grown tiresome of
your banter, so.. yep..piss off
- funkenbubble
GOTCHA.
So, when it all boils down to it (like it was and IS obvious to Ebay
security), you just couldn't communicate like a decent polite
seller is meant to, and you then once confronted, in your
narcissitic tanty, couldn't then apologise....You - just - can't - apologise. CAN YOU. Yeah...the truth stings
doesn't it.GOTCHA, YOU'RE EXPOSED - and the degree to which you've
gone to all your antics to conceal it, just gives it away even
more.Here - one more time for the road, I'm sure you can utter the
words after all your violent abuse.... Try it, - APOLOGISE. Lets
see after all your fits, you can cough it up now....- lived*****77
Dear funkenbubble,
Yessss the TRUTH STINGS, doesn't it you pig bully.
You just couldn't respond as a decent seller and then apologise
when confronted.You've been very helpful to Ebay Security in burying yourself
with all your abusive emails - your "F" word one still has the best
punch though!. I hope they fine you, your ugly animal. By far,
the worst seller on ebay. Of course we can all see that from your
stinking feedback results.I'm grateful, THEY will make you PISS OFF!
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
*yawn
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
Yeah, yawning here too. After laughing at how much you're going
to pay for your horror.- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
pay for my horror? what are you even talking about? What is
ebay going to come to my house? I would like to know more of
this horror you speak? Can i buy some? perhaps from ebay? If
so, can i pick it up from your house?- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
Yaaaawwwwnnnn... ohhh!...
Ready to apologise now? I BET YOU CAN'T STILL (heheheee)
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
dont you have anything better to do with your time than argue
with people on the internet? seriously? I have nothing to
apologize for. If anything, its you who should be apologizing,
but that would involve me actually caring about this situation.You are not the politeness police. You are some nutcase ebay
stalker. you are the reason people dont give out home addresses
for pickup.you are also very entertaining, so please, keep your insane rants
coming, we could become friends, and then, when i invite you
over for tea, you can pick up that shirt you so desperately want
for 99c.what are you? 10 years old or something (hehehehehe).. you
have got to be kidding me? Why dont you get off mummies
computer and let the grown ups do business.go back to your barbie dolls.
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
Yaaaaaawwwwnnnn....
Ohh the bullying animal again... Thought you pissed off??
Thought you'd 'had enough'....thought you WANTED to piss off...
clearly not. Just soooooo pissed off you're caught ARENTCHA!Well, ahhhh, no, that's actually NOT an apology - but hey, I
guess I should say "THERE THERE, GOOD TRY" for a violent
bullying psychopath like you.JUST CAN'T DO IT CAN YOU - JUST CAN'T FACE THE FACTS
YOU'RE IN THE WRONG. JUST CAN'T SAY, "YEP, COULD'VE BEEN
MORE POLITE WHEN GIVING A DIRECT ANSWER" HEY....YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT......
Yaaaaaawwwwnnnnnnnn...........
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
LOL!!!! Im the bullying Animal? Im not the one demanding a
apology over something which is nothing.You want an apology, no apology for you.
- funkenbubble
Yeeeeeep!
JUST CAN'T DO IT. USELESS, ARENT' YOU. CAN'T DO IT.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn...
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
this is exchange is really quiet pointless you realize. You are not
buying the product, and even if you did, i would not let you pick
it up. So why are you continuing to harass me like this?i feel bad now, I have been clearly arguing with someone who is
mentally challenged..- funkenbubble
Yaaaawwwwnnnnn....
You SHOULD feel bad - YOU'RE JUST BLOODY USELESS AREN'T
YOU. YOU JUST CAN'T FACE WHAT YOU'VE DONE AND
APOLOGISE, JUST CAN'T FACE IT. The more you go on, the more
you're building my case up against you.YOU JUST CAN'T DO IT...
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN...
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
It is with great trepidation that I disclose my intention to
discontinue our relationship. Please know that this experience
weighs heavily upon me. At this time I suggest a period of
seclusion between us in order to allow this new reality to set in
peaceably. Perpetuating our pantomime is neither fair nor
sagacious to its cast of characters. While previous
communications may have intimated that I was committed for a
longer or interminable duration this is not to be the case.My sincere apologies for any hardships incurred as a result of
this decision.- funkenbubble
Dear lived*****77,
You are what is wrong with the internet.
- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
Yawwwwwwnnnnnn......
NO - you thief. What - you think I don't know where you
plaigerised that from. That's NOT an apology for your
atrociousness. Someone who genuinely apologises for their rude
and callous communication then doesn't abuse further with more
rude messages...so AHHH NUP. Just goes to still prove - you
can't apologise or admit your error. And Ebay Security aren't
idiots...they'll be able to see that too (including your following
abusive stabs further reveal the point).At the end of the day, you're just a abusive psychopathic,
harrassing post-thief (yeah, people read feedback comments)
who is so buried in their own narcissism they'll violate anyone to
conceal it.
FACTS STAND USELESSEDO! - YOU JUST CAN'T APOLOGISE FOR
WHAT YOU'VE DONE. JUST PROVED IT MORE. CAN'T DO IT -
USELESS.NOW - THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO PISS OFF...?
YaaaaaaAAAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN...
- lived*****77
Dear lived*****77,
Can we ever be friends? like we once were?
- funkenbubble
Dear lived*****77,
I am bloody useless, useless at caring about your apology..
Can i be your friend?- funkenbubble
Dear lived*****77,
Where did I plagiarize this from? If you even knew, you would
realize the stupidity in that statement.Nice work on the yawn statement, its really getting to me. I will
go home and reconsider my life.- funkenbubble
Dear funkenbubble,
YaaaaaaaaaWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN.......
Yeahp, just more proof you can't apologise genuinely or stop
your abuse or piss off. More goodies for Ebay Security.YaaaaaaaaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN...
- lived*****77
- autoflavour0
Also for some reason, she thinks I am a women.. no idea why.
- inteliboy0
0_0
some people are really really strange...
- scarabin0
i can't believe you participated in that for so long. slow day?
- yes. slow and boring day.autoflavour
- And you were getting paid while this went on?DoktorDavid
- elahon0
What does "funkenbubble" mean?
- lukus_W0
Is this from creative writing class ;)?
- autoflavour0
i currently work on a helpdesk, anything that distracts from the calls.
but yep, after a while it was more just boredom.
funkenbubble was a alias i used to produce music under..
- toe_knee0
tldr, but your first answer was a bit rude
- probably, but still.. most ebay people ask "pickup ok?", not some big flowery emailautoflavour
- even if it was rude, her demanding I apologize is a bit much, especially considering she hasnt even bidautoflavour
- not rude, direct and to the point. It's not like he said "no, fuck off"_niko
- ETM0
Soooo... I am confused, which one of you is the 'nutjob'? :)
- hasandbag
- both are.. only difference is i was entertained, she was notautoflavour
- bigtrickagain0
oh my fucking god - it was funny at first but as it dragged on it just got horrific. you carried it wayyyyy past the point i would have...
nevertheless, i'm glad you got some amusement out of it
- we were bored.. it was a group effort here at the help deskautoflavour
- itsyou0
seems like you 2 have something in common..
- mg330
That was pretty funny - I cracked up a few times. I love that the word "psychopath" was used at least a few times. That was perfect.
- autoflavour0
I just dont see why i should apologize for something she thinks I did.
she asked a question, i gave her the answer. If she thinks its not right, thats not my problem.- It's over, friend. Let it go.ETM
- For me to let go, i would need to be holding on. But i see you pointautoflavour
- lukus_W0
Good manners cost nowt.
- autoflavour0
stupid thing is, if she had asked about COD on the monitor which she was eluding to later in the exchange, i would have said yes.. but due to her outburst, i couldnt resist.
I wonder what ebay security are making off all this. its a 99c auction, im not sure they would even be reading it.
- poupee0
holy shit, that was long and drawn out.
- I did caution you at the beginning it was long. I should have been her friend earlierautoflavour
- yeah, and it turns aggressive so quickly.lukus_W
- like, instantlyautoflavour
- Amicus0
I had a sad laugh at this. Unfortunately most of us will meet someone like this during our lives. Someone with enough delusions to be mildly disconnected from reality but without 'real' problems that could enable them to be treated and helped to recover. It's a shame that their lives must be so incredibly sad and frustrating.
- monospaced0
I'm riveted.
- instrmntl0
haha, you two were made for each other. looks like a You Got Mail in the making.
- I would have loved to pushed it further, but yep, i do kind of use my ebay account occasionalyautoflavour
- i do feel kind of bad, its not nice to stress people. but well, she asked for itautoflavour
- SteveJobs0
lol @ "I DIDN'T USE THE F WORD... Dumdum!"
