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• ukit

  In a statement released today Adobe announced that the company will break with its traditional approach by introducing no new features with CS5.

  "We think what our customers want is honesty," a spokesman explained. "Think back over the past decade of releases. Can you name a single useful feature that was introduced in CS4, 3, or 2? I mean, cmon, the bones tool? Not even I know what that does."

  "We expect this approach to produce significant cost savings," he added.

  At the same time, Adobe outlined what WILL be in the new release. "It will have the number 5," the spokesman said. "Instead of CS4, you'll be able to say you have CS5. We've also been working over the past 9 months to redesign the color of the Creative Suite desktop icons."

  He added that the loading graphic for Photoshop CS5 will be "breathtaking."

  • hahaha– kingsteven1/9

    LOL– ernexbcn2/9

    gold. why write for QBN when you can write for The Onion?– M_C_P3/9

    CS5 Flash better F*** rule. and whats with this logo redesign and fancy intro/open. They better have actually done something to the tools. F***SH*t! CS4 not bad but nothing special really I use cs3 at home could have stayed in CS2 i think. CS4 flash is buggy and the saving in Ps is too! :p– hiatus4/9

    LOL– ukit5/9

    10/10 well done.– Tofublock6/9

    Brilliant!– egosmoke7/9

    Hahaha.– akrokdesign8/9

    that was entertaining. I want more.
    A1– benfal999/9

  

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