Sarcastic Comment of the Day
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- prophet0NE0
come back again when you can't stay so long.
- dbloc0
nice website.
- whatthefunk0
(when last in line at Subway)
Q: Are you in line?
A: No, I just come here to watch them make sandwiches.
- cannonball19780
What, no hug?
- cannonball19780
^ no, I just ____ for my health.
- prophet0NE0
no i just work here.
- cannonball19780
"Oh, great, thanks a lot."
- cannonball19780
Did something die in <place, person's clothes, etc.> ?
- chris_himself0
tell it to your blog
- megE0
(shitty pick up line)
I like your approach, now may I see your departure?
- cannonball19780
I'm sure your mom's proud.
- wckd0
I always knew this day would come.
- whatthefunk0
even Helen Keller could understand that
- prophet0NE0
don't get up or anything.
- MikeColdFusion0
hey, i'm glad you got to see me
- prophet0NE0
let me get that for you.
- detritus0
Americans get sarcasm.
- prophet0NE0
what, are your arms broken?
- whatthefunk0
(said today after a co-worker commented on me putting my foot down)
Her "Now don't go putting your foot down on this one"
Me "You know there's other places for me to put my foot?"- what about... "why don't i just put my foot in your ass?"prophet0NE
- I go for the subtler approach when writingwhatthefunk