RIP Hummer
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- monospaced0
Haiku by Tim (from fuh2.com)
Hulking black Hummer
Purchased in rank atonement
small peckered driver
- OSFA0
Good. Now can we move onto Escalades?
- Mimio0
What else is Glenn Beck going to drive now?
- DRIFTMONKEY0
“Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey...Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!”
- nosaj0
A kid drove a Hummer drove into my house a few years ago:
http://www.inseptember.com/crash…I say good riddance,
- rayborn30000
Come on, the H3 was a great mid-sized performance SUV that even got better gas mileage then most in it's class.
- Better gas mileage than the space shuttle maybemarychain
- *its
is it really that hard to spell correctly?monospaced - Only the H1 was decent off road.Mimio
- mikotondria30
What you choose to buy and the type of food you eat is your biggest source of impact.
A vegetarian can drive a dozen hummers and still be smug about their 'footprint', causing less emissions than a meat-eater on a bike, so suck it.
They are ugly cars, but they can go anywhere - some people need that.
Everyone is so quick to point their snarky fingers and tut and cluck and everybody else like a bunch of fucking school girls, all 'going', 'like duh, and whatever', it's fucking pathetic.- back that shit up, because it sounds retardedmonospaced
- that's a huge generalization. a factory farm veggie is far worse than a responsibly farmed meat eateracescence
- Actually heavy soy consumers are worse than meat eaters.Mimio
- true, new study came out recently.iCanHasQBN
- yea vegetarians think they are helping...but are the worse offenderspersona_non_grata
- acescence0
the original hummer was built on the humvee platform, but you know, all of the subsequent hummer models use the same platform and parts as GM's other SUV's and full-size pick-ups (H2) and smaller pick-ups (H3), so really the differences are purely cosmetic.
- fooler20
Decision to Stop Making Hummers Saddens Assholes
DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) - General Motors' decision today to stop manufacturing Hummers has struck at the heart of the group who loved the vehicles most: America's assholes.Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.
Tracy Klugian, a realtor in Tempe, Arizona, said that he would consider buying a boat with an annoyingly loud sound system, "but it just won't say 'asshole' like a Hummer does."
Mr. Klugian, whose penis has been described as "microscopic," also questioned the timing of GM's decision.
"Right now, the Hummer is the only thing on the road capable of stopping a Toyota," he said. More
- CALLES0
Somewhere. Ah'nold is shedding a single tear
- miesvan0
- LOL. guess they only look tough.iCanHasQBN
- Fuck, what a pile of shit.pillhead
- persona_non_grata0
JazX - "this isn't helping the environment, get a grip..."
QFTblaw - "Sure they're ugly, but that this is some huge environmental win is laughable."
QFT"the original hummer was built on the humvee platform, but you know, all of the subsequent hummer models use the same platform and parts as GM's other SUV's and full-size pick-ups (H2) and smaller pick-ups (H3), so really the differences are purely cosmetic."
"that's a huge generalization. a factory farm veggie is far worse than a responsibly farmed meat eater"
QFT- last 2 are acescence - misclicked submitpersona_non_grata
- Queerish Fancy Tit?iCanHasQBN
- quoted for truthpersona_non_grata
- eieio0
this all fine and daddy brand HumV is in the shitter....on the other hand considering it was first and for most a military vehicle and the last time I checked there were more than few long term US military commitments in various parts of the world that have been given ever increasing amounts of funding and all these engagements use hummers and need more hummers and will need more...so like someone is still building them, fuck the price of gas/oil business is booming
- nosaj0
- < the airbags didn't even go off.nosaj
- looks like the house took a bigger hit than the truck thoughmrbee2828
- christ, the truck is as big as the house.iCanHasQBN
- When I came down to see what happens it's front tire was still spinning in my living room.nosaj
- xcarlx0
- I seen this guy. He always hates American cars.
http://www.metacafe.…
I guess amreican cars suckquincy - right on time and on schedualxcarlx
- I seen this guy. He always hates American cars.