May 21, 2011
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- BozMan0
i bet the bible is just a large game of telephone documented.
- The original was probably like "do covet your neighbor's wife"ukit
- Done and done. And I mean done.ETM
- David Cross does a bit about this in one of his stand up shows.duckseason
- hellojeehae0
anyone dressing up as zombies?
- ukit0
I wonder if the idea of the End Times will eventually be discarded from Christianity. How long can you wait before it starts to seem like God is just fucking with you?
- They'll start to say "it was all a metaphor"ukit
- for the end of the time when we stopped believing it.mikotondria3
- GeorgesII0
from that article
"...“I know I’m not going to see them again, but they are very certain they are going to see me, and that’s where I feel so sad,” he said. “I weep to know that they don’t have any idea that this overwhelming thing is coming right at them, pummeling toward them like a meteor.” ..."
- set0
"Gary Daniels, 27, said he planned to spend Saturday like other believers, “glued to our TV sets"
Good lord jesus raping tits.
- Sutteklut0
I dont buy it! :D
- TheBlueOne0
“I’ll say, ‘Oh, what are we going to do this summer?’ She’s going to say, ‘The world is going to end on May 21, so I don’t know why you’re planning for summer,’ and then everyone goes, ‘Oh, boy,’ ” he said.
- i_monk0
^ sex doll helium rapture
- ross0
I have tickets to go Go-Karting on sunday, and am totally bummed that the world is going to end before that.
- sucks dude404
- steal a pack of gum. You'll stick aroundlocustsloth
- GeorgesII0
what the fuck ahahha
"Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky."
- t_rock0
Do you think the religious zealots who believe this bothered to pay their taxes this year?
- fooler0
ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.
"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.
"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. "She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.
Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him.
"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing.
When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
- Gravity,
never failsGeorgesII - B U L L S H I Tmarychain
- i hate it when then happens.pizzafire
- i also hate it when that happens.pizzafire
- http://www.snopes.co…duck3
- you really needed to snopes.com that?fooler
- Likebliznutty
- I did it for the naive.duck3
- that was the opening scene to an episode of six feet under.johnny_wobble
- Gravity,