May 21, 2011
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- dopepope0
Don't worry. Nibiru is on the way.
- dopepope0
btw, this is the worst rapture ever.
- Horp0
Every time this thread jumps to the top I have this momentary dread sensation that the latest post is going to say "He was right. Its started. The Rapture, its started happening here. People are flying upwards, graves are exhuming... OMG OMFG ITS HERE ITS RELLY HERE"
and then I get here and remember I don't believe in god so there's no basis for the momentary dread I experience. That fleeting moment of panic is the ingrained religious obedience ground into my subconscious. I have that religious inheritance gagged, disabled, locked in a hermetic box, drowned in a pitch black sea of bullshit, ignored, and starved to death, and yet whenever this thread bumps to the top it manages to poke me into thinking for just one tiny split second that Armageddon days are here.
- Horp0
FUCK ME ITS ACTUALLY STARTED HERE IN HOVE ENGLAND
- headandtail0
im the informant
http://thoughtsandprobabilities.…
im your informant- Thanks. I'll read this later. After I've been placed in a care home and can no longer manage the toilet.Horp
- Jesus?!Dodecahedron
- utopian0
dead?
- colin_s0
35 minutes until the giant quake is supposed to hit...
- stoplying0
Oh Hai. I'm new leader of blown up world. Please send moneys to me now. Kthxbai
- stoplying0
Douche Nozzle extraordinaire....
- georgesIII0
- that actually works on two levels given you speellingSteveJobs
- Hey grammwr dude,
I did nazi that coming
:)georgesIII - hahahasea_sea
- set0
I wouldn't actually be that surprising if the rapture was indeed set to happen yesterday but actually not a single person was good enough...
- arne0
14 of the 17 german nuclear reactors went down yesterday.
- OMG!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS.. Oh Wait, that was intentionalautoflavour
- autoflavour0
- lol @ "Actor Charlie Sheen dies from Tiger Blood overdose"elektro
- sea_sea0
i can't help feel sad for these people. it's a hard day for them today. that said...
"Doomsday prophet Harold Camping, who predicted that the End of the World would come on May 21, 2011, has gone missing ever since it became increasingly clear that his prediction is going to fail, even as local churches willingly stepped in to provide counseling and help to Camping's devastated followers."
- autoflavour0
volcano in Iceland.. OMG, its starting
- team_zissou0
i fought zombies all night
- http://pulpfactor.co…moldero
- did the zombie call the police?pango
- Sutteklut0
Epic Rapture FAIL!