What i learned in 2009 3434 Responses

Last post: 2 years, 1 month ago | Thread started: Dec 31, 09, 5:29 a.m.

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• jagara

  That presenting printouts of website mockups (instead of screenshots) make idiot clients understand that what they see on the screen is not a functional website yet.

  That clients don't give a shit if you work on mac or pc.

  After Effects.

  You?

  Dec 31, 09, 5:29 a.m. – Permalink

• Mal

  It's cold in the D.

  • hehehe– harlequino

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 5:32 a.m. – Permalink

• digdre

  to stop whining and move the fuck on. like everyone else does.

  • lol– ismith

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 5:34 a.m. – Permalink

• honest

  http://www.wavsource.com/snds_20…

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 5:39 a.m. – Permalink

• honest

  http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movi…

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 5:40 a.m. – Permalink

• honest

  oh f-it, I give up

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 5:41 a.m. – Permalink

• benfal99

  is it possible to unlearn?

  • > http://www.livescien…– uan

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 5:43 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  

  • no no no i meant it... ileaned about the lol cube– CALLES1/2

    Ah!– jagara2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 7:04 a.m. – Permalink

• jagara

  Oh and you never know what PV topic people aggressively dislike, for whatever reason... happy new year, troll village :)

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 7:17 a.m. – Permalink

• previous

  good thinking!

  "presenting printouts of website mockups (instead of screenshots) make idiot clients understand that what they see on the screen is not a functional website yet."

  • Thanks man *sob*– jagara

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 7:18 a.m. – Permalink

• 5tim

  That I really don't care about design or becoming rich anymore and within the next two years will apply to do a Masters in Typeface Design at Reading.

  • no doubt creating digital contextual alternates though there is no practical need for them anymore– version3

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 7:28 a.m. – Permalink

• mynameisdave

  I've learned that just because you're hired in at a certain salary, you can get super-dicked and end up with acouple $K less if your employer feels fuckin' ya. :/

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 8:22 a.m. – Permalink

• stewdio

  I've had to relearn this one several times over: If on the first introductory ("how do you do, nice to meet you") meeting you get the slightest inkling that the client does not understand the project they are asking for, or does not respect your expertise, you must walk out immediately. Don't think about the fee you might have made. Don't think about the whatever prestige might have been attached to the project. (Those are illusions. Bad clients don't pay on time... or at all. They argue about what they've already agreed to. They call and email when it is not appropriate. They become unnecessarily aggressive.) Just walk out. No, run. Run. Run run. Good clients are just around the corner. And the best of clients become more than clients; they become long-running collaborators.

  • you said it brutha– MHDC1/5

    good clients are just around the corner? good to hear– previous2/5

    *peers around corner– gramme3/5

    *slaps gramme– drgss4/5

    So stew was lying, then.– gramme5/5

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 9:31 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  Never whistle while you're pissing

  • ?– Amicus1/2

    In jail.– DoTheMacarena2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 10:32 a.m. – Permalink

• CyBrain

  learned AS3 and that even good companies will eventually lay you off.

  • you got a lot of AS3 to learn before you can say you learned it– Pupsipu1/3

    I still know a lot for an Art Director.– CyBrain2/3

    but I need to know a lot more to work quickly enough on freelance projects.– CyBrain3/3

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 11:22 a.m. – Permalink

• Pupsipu

  That I'm slow. Mentally slow.

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 11:34 a.m. – Permalink

• dasohr

  don't text while you're pissing

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 11:35 a.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  On the 10th of February 2009, I learned that the walls have ears.

  • lol– alicetheblue

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 12:57 p.m. – Permalink

• gramme

  2. I learned that I take myself too seriously.

  3. I learned that I'm drastically more productive when I don't get bogged down in discussions of any sort with anyone on QBN, nice people and assholes alike. And this has been a singular year for assholes.

  • *logs off– gramme1/2

    FUCMYK– iCanHasQBN2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 1:04 p.m. – Permalink

• fyoucher1

  Toilet paper only removes the bulk of stool from the crease in your buttocks. Your ass will still smell like shit afterwords. They should come up with toilet paper "rolls" that are like Wet Wipes.

  • you just came up with it!!!– Amicus1/2

    you supposed to wet the TP when you wipe. how can you just wipe your ass dry? nasty.– iCanHasQBN2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 1:13 p.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  I have learned that GILF's have a thing for me.

  • nice. and hows that working out then?– marychain1/2

    probably quite well considering the L in GILF– eighteen2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 31, 09, 3:35 p.m. – Permalink