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  • digdre

    kid is back in town

    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009…

    Dec 23, 09, 3:14 p.m. – Permalink
  • version3

    trailer of the day thread!™

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 3:15 p.m. – Permalink
  • ismith

    filmdrunk = brendan from wwtdd, no?

    • Nah different dude, named Vince. Vince is way funnier. FD is way funnier.harlequino1/2
      ah cool, I've been tiring of brendan. *adds to rssismith2/2
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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 3:17 p.m. – Permalink
  • version3

    I am my father's son!

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 3:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • BonSeff

    smells like karate

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 3:50 p.m. – Permalink
  • benfal99

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    so we are stucked with Smith's for the next 50 years!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    That movie is the exact same fuckin movie we all already know.

    Hollywood, you SUCKS big time.

    BURN DOWN HOLLYWOOD

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 4:12 p.m. – Permalink
  • Amicus

    hmm... I'm guessing if this is set in beijing it will be kung fu not karate, right?

    Now the question is, does anyone know what style they'll be aping?

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 5:42 p.m. – Permalink
  • benfal99

    http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/willsmith2.jpg

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 5:53 p.m. – Permalink
  • DrBombay

    Amicus has it right, this remake's premise is fucked from the get-go. Karate is from Japan. Not China.

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 5:59 p.m. – Permalink
  • instrmntl

    so terrible.

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 6:08 p.m. – Permalink
  • Amicus

    It could actually be alright (despite not being karate).

    I sincerely hope that it is, because I'd like my son to have a movie like the original Karate Kid to fall in love with and inspire him. (I finally achieved my black belt rank about a month ago)

    • Try showing him the original. Kids still love it.seed1/2
      He's seen the original - many times. But I want something new, that will remind him of his childhood when he is older.Amicus2/2
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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 6:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • utopian

    I am sure the Will Smith financially produced and backed the movie, and their will be at least (3) stupid rap songs performed by Will Smith on the soundtrack.

    • You're right. Even more dreadful than I imagined..seed
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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 8:17 p.m. – Permalink
  • SteveJobs

    wow, synchronized karate dancing with a hippedy-hop-till-you-don't-stop soundtrack. it's all a modern teeny-popper could hope for without all the lame-o character development, tiresome story arcs, and multiple plot points the orginal was laden with.

    somewhere, ralph macchio is considering suicide so he can roll over in his grave.

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 8:55 p.m. – Permalink
  • seed

    Man, they had to use the same damn name too. The original is still awesome and holds up fine.

    What an ego trip, remaking it so your son can be the Karate Kid.

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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 8:55 p.m. – Permalink
  • partdeux

    okay, why is Linkin Park on this soundtrack?? Why the fuck have they gone so teenie bopper

    • They were something else before?Peter1/2
      dude? who are you defending? linkin park or the smith family? both FAIL'sCALLES2/2
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    Dog-earDec 23, 09, 11:03 p.m. – Permalink
  • honest

    I think it's unfair. I bet the original script for this remake featured Karate and then the producers decided they needed a seat-filling name. Karate's been let down, but I suppose MMA Kid or Ninja Boy doesn't have the same ring to it... neither does Wushu Kid

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    Dog-earDec 24, 09, 1:44 a.m. – Permalink
  • Kiggen

    Wushu Kid™

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    Dog-earDec 24, 09, 2:43 a.m. – Permalink
  • Amicus

    We need a young kung lassie to come out in a movie called:

    wait for it, I swear it's gonna be good....

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    Dog-earDec 24, 09, 4:29 a.m. – Permalink
  • Amicus

    ^ shit. i meant kung fu woman.

    btw... small lyric changes and we've got a title track...

    Raven hair and ruby lips
    Sparks fly from her finger tips
    Echoed voices in the night
    She's a restless spirit on an endless flight
    Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
    High she flies
    Woo hoo witchy woman she got
    The moon in her eye
    She held me spellbound in the night
    Dancing shadows and firelight
    Crazy laughter in another
    Room and she drove herself to madness
    With a silver spoon
    Woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
    Woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
    Well I know you want a lover,
    Let me tell your brother, she's been sleeping
    In the devil's bed.
    And there's some rumors going round
    Someone's underground
    She can rock you in the nighttime
    'til your skin turns red
    Woo hoo witchy woman
    See how high she flies
    Woo hoo witchy woman
    She got the moon in her eye

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    Dog-earDec 24, 09, 4:32 a.m. – Permalink
  • DrBombay

    I think the reason why it is in China and Jackie Chan is the teacher is Hollywood trying to weasel some money out of the new rich Chinese market.

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    Dog-earDec 24, 09, 5:34 a.m. – Permalink
  • ok_not_ok

    Chinese kid bullying a black kid...

    RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHT.

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      version31/2
      happens all the time in China...I mean..I'm sure it does...Dr_Sparkleshine2/2
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    Dog-earDec 24, 09, 5:53 a.m. – Permalink

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