Starbuck's Atrocities 4141 Responses

Last post: 2 years, 2 months ago | Thread started: Dec 3, 09, 9:47 a.m.

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• prophet0NE

  So my wife just finishes her delicious latte, hears something shifting around in the cup, lifts the lid and finds a...

  

  Dec 3, 09, 9:47 a.m. – Permalink

• bigtrick

  gaaag

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:48 a.m. – Permalink

• whereRI

  fuck man thats poisonous stuff...

  LAWSUIT

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:48 a.m. – Permalink

• akrokdesign

  damn, did you guys tell them? i would been mad as hell.

  • lol– 7point341/3

    sorry wrong post– 7point342/3

    hah. :-)– akrokdesign3/3

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:48 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  it says "do not eat" it says nothing about being used to filter coffee, so i think we're good here.

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:48 a.m. – Permalink

• fooler2

  call Jackie Chiles immediately!

  &feature=related

  • lol.– prophet0NE1/3

    hah.– akrokdesign2/3

    Best character on the show (and George's parents)– CyBrain3/3

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:51 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  someone else is trying to kill her besides you?

  • she read this and lol'd.– prophet0NE

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:53 a.m. – Permalink

• baseline_shift

  so THATS why the coffee tastes so shitty there

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:54 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:55 a.m. – Permalink

• DRIFTMONKEY

  

  • +1– akrokdesign1/6

    + another– moldero2/6

    Ouch!– 74LEO3/6

    http://sidesalad.net…– 74LEO4/6

    -Shopped– nikdaum5/6

    LOL– utopian6/6

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:55 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  Seriously mang call a lawyer. This could be your ticket to retirement, and your kids retirement.

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 9:57 a.m. – Permalink

• GeorgesII

  for once listen to Ukit, call a lawyer, right now!

  • "for once"– version3

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:01 a.m. – Permalink

• prophet0NE

  She immediately wigged out, of course. Called poison control, who confirmed she was not going to perish and then called the Starbuck's canuck mothership to crack skulls....

  We are awaiting a call, apparently they are contacting the Starbuck's cobain mothership in Seattle to deal with this... I smell a $69 Mac Mini coming my way!

  But wait, there's more! To put this in context, this is only a few months after a few experiences with them where she found the torn end of a surgical glove in her scone and I found brush bristles in my scone. (*barfs)

  So why do I return to such an establishment for food and drink? Well because I am an idiot I suppose.

  • no, you're a masochist :)– GeorgesII1/3

    The cobain mothership is just a few blocks away..shall I go crack some skulls?– ukit2/3

    yes please.– prophet0NE3/3

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:01 a.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  It helps of course to show there was actual damage done. Here's what you gotta do:

  1) Poison your wife
  2) Place call to prominent local trial lawyer
  3) Collect moneys

  • monkeys?– CALLES1/2

    I thought it was "collect underpants"?– Dr_Sparkleshine2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:03 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  • 29 secs– CALLES1/2

    wanna watch this.!– Fabricio2/2

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:07 a.m. – Permalink

• version3

  all your/her fault.
  that's what you get for spending monies there.

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:08 a.m. – Permalink

• partdeux

  SUE buddy SUE!

  • Holly?– Dr_Sparkleshine

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:09 a.m. – Permalink

• MSTRPLN

  "Psychological Trauma" and call it a day.
  You wife can't drink coffee anymore and that has changed her quality of life.

  • hah. great copy.– akrokdesign1/3

    it might actually benefit her life.– sea_sea2/3

    Yeah, silica vs. a caffeine habit....?– CyBrain3/3

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:10 a.m. – Permalink

• partdeux

  at least it wasnt a mouse... years ago my uncle was drinking a beer and noticed something in the bottle.... turned out to be a dead mouse.

  He got 25,000. Mind you this was 35 years ago.

  • Bet he would have got 50 if he swallowed the mouse– ukit1/3

    *plots dead rat in 40oz tonight– CALLES2/3

    are you canadian?
    – fooler23/3

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:10 a.m. – Permalink

• moldero

  if your a typical American, go try and sue the fuckers for a quick buck, if your not, just be a man about it and either brush it off and be glad your wife is ok, or let off some steam and go visit "sucks coffee" and handle it how ever the situation presents itself at the time.

  • you're, you're– version31/4

    thanks thanks– moldero2/4

    yep, yep– version33/4

    anti-starbucks jihad suicide bomber belt perhaps?– Dr_Sparkleshine4/4

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:11 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  take a crap in your hands and smear it on the windows? is that what you are talking about moldero?

  • Correct. That is the appropriate response. And the lawsuit.– CyBrain

  

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  Dog-earDec 3, 09, 10:14 a.m. – Permalink