2012 Movie
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- ali0
I would like a refund of the 158 minutes of life I wasted watching this dvd...
- gjd0
'Gentlemen, either the end of the world is here, or it is not. If it is, I want to reach the day of judgement knowing that I was doing my duty. If it is not here, then it is not. Go get the candles and lets get on with it'
- Some old Speaker of the house, like 3 centuries ago.
He's pretty much on the money. Fuck Emmerich, lets dance
- janne760
did the news that 2012 is actually a grotesque miscalculation derived from the complex system of multiple mayan calenders break through outside of europe/holland as well?
a group of dutch scientists did a new calculation not so long ago...
- juhls0
The previews for the other actions films coming out were better than this entire film. Nothing I would pay to see again, but it was fun. Lots of action. Go if you want to see some crazy special effects stuff (not highly impressive, but decent enough for my eyes).
Lots of bad dialogue. The cheesy humour that was peppered into the first half of the film was better than only having action.
pascii: "it was ok. not the best popcorn-world-ending, but ok. an it had no message."
There was definitely a message. As with all disaster films, it's: life is short; never waste time hating your family, keep in touch with your loved ones, etc, etc.
- johnjacobwasle0
scrooge in 3d was good chrismas carol
- inhaler970
pretty awful. Woody Harrelson was funny.
Terrible movie, definitely way too long.
- johanito0
watched this last night, ergh FX are nice, movie sucked.
- GeorgesII0
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy didn't I watched it before,
great flicks, chinese made ships, russian oligarch with russian guidette wannabe, black pres, black good looking pres daughter, boring new husband in search of unprotected sex who had to save them all before getting crushed to death in the engrenage of the fuckn arch door, I'll pass on the crazy tinfoil hat woody (good role, knowing what his dad is famous for) at least he was right, the very subtil sony product placement and ffs how come nobody ever destroys parts of africa,
moral of the story, the chinese are going to save us all, sorry if this post contained spoilers.
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ movie
- ukit0
"No thought or depth, some how solar flares turned into giant earth quakes with a big whopping burp from yellow stone. The story was awkwardly put together, the acting was below par and the special effects weren't really that good."
Wow, there was no way I could have guessed that from the preview. LOL @ anyone complaining about this movie.
- BusterBoy0
I'm waiting for one of these where the world actually ends and everyone dies a horrible slow painful death.
- airey0
anyone that goes to an 'end of the world' film for high art, depth or a reasonable explanation is a fucking idiot. you shouldn't be questioning the film, you should be questioning the captain of your brain ship, he's obviously drunk at the wheel.
- FredMcWoozy0
Ya it pretty much sucked. No thought or depth, some how solar flares turned into giant earth quakes with a big whopping burp from yellow stone. The Woody Harrelson character was a poor rendition of a crazy conspiracy theorists. The story was awkwardly put together, the acting was below par and the special effects weren't really that good.
I never really had a sense of the type of destruction going on around the globe or how the theory behind it in the movie, they should have gone more CSI-ish with zoom, analyze, enhance. I would have preferred that much better.
Verdict: B Grade Youtube movie.
See in theatres? No
Buy DVD? When it hits $10
Recommend? No
- dijitaq0
when they arrive at the airport and found the pilot was dead, we then suddenly find out the boyfriends knows how to fly a plane. well that was convenient. though he claims he's only flown single engine plane he's able to get the plane airborne without enough take off speed, dodged debris and navigate to yellowstone presumably without the help of ground control since they're probably in ruins anyway.
- akrokdesign0
lol.
- nadnerb0
the number of insanely narrow escapes that John Cusack et al had in this movie seriously sets the limit of how many times you can show a car barely escaping flying projectiles, an airplane taking off a runway that's disintegrating; this "oh shit the door's closing, jump through" moment happens at least 2012 times. Just the amount of ridiculous plastic garbage entertainment I was expecting. Loved it.
Oh btw I love McDonalds too.
- ephix0
i thought it was pretty funny.
- 4040
I saw it last night and my step son loved it, I don't really think we are the target audience. Although I will say that it was entertaining from a holy shit everything is going to hell kinda way, but also way too long.