Wife 1.0
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- AdamWintle
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Football 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6, and Bonding time with buddies no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' feature doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User"
- dibec0
Get a MacWife. They work.
- dibec0
^^^ It's true. We don't talk at all.
- jamble0
The thread is dated Oct 26, 09 yet the joke screams 2002.
- Gucci0
Try running Divorce Genius if your system isn't running as smooth as you'd like.
- epic_rim0
kill -9
works, but the child processes need to be killed also. Or you could just pull the plug on your whole computer.
- textarea0
haha, so can you run wife 1.0 and girlfriend 5.0 at the same time?
- textarea0
haha, so can you run wife 1.0 and girlfriend 5.0 at the same time?
- hiatus0
Run Cheat v.69 at home. Leaving it running..... let wify catch it running......should get you back to where you started. then run antivirus, and girlfriend 6.0(demo for a while before purchase)
- fooler20
have you tried restarting?
- clearThoughts0
Try Force Quit at the top+left. Make sure you have Little Snitch running to prevent the police from finding out about it.
- clearThoughts0
Try Force Quit at the top+left. Make sure you have Little Snitch running to prevent the police from finding out about it.
- MrMackem0
Girlfriend 6.0 on a new smaller machine that wife 1.0 does not understand.
or get Porn 1.01
- dibec0
That's what he is thinking, except he has no back up of wife 1.0 so he has to go back to version girlfriend 5.0.
- stewart0
oh man i use Time Machine all day!
- DaveO0
Fucking Nerd joke 10.0
- spraycan0
Throw whife in a cellar and melt the keys.
- Redmond0
"In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities."
Seriously, if she's turned into some sort of control freak so much that you can't argue with her or tell her to mind her own business, and it annoys you, divorce right now.
- yeah i didn't realize it at first either, but apparently this is just a joke.7point34