The Office Douche
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- showpony0
"look douche, we've all seen family guy too, but let's get back to work... the grownups are trying to get stuff done. giggity."
- jimzy0
"look douche, shut the fuck up or ill staple your balls to your chair."
- version30
why care? you already stated... "he's not my boss"
do your job and stop acting like it's middle school
- ismith0
Tell him you're on a special mission from the big cheese to destroy him without the rest of the company knowing, and that you've got him by the nutsack if he doesn't pipe down.
- I was going to point at his newborn pic at his desk & tell him to shut up because he's got a mouth to feedrobotron3k
- CALLES0
dont fall into hes game
- Corvo20
Play innocent. Expose the situation to him, like it was about another person - then ask for his advice to give your "friend".
- benfal990
destroy his computer
- OSFA0
Buy him a ticket to the Pain-train baby!!!
- ha!robotron3k
- lolceiling_cat
- hahahah, that brilliantpillhead
- yes!!!! love it!Projectile
- benfal990
spit in his monitor
- k0na_an0k0
holy shit we work together!?!
- hahahaha!!!version3
- ha!!!!robotron3k
- ps... don't forget my many will ferrell quotes.k0na_an0k
- :)k0na_an0k
- I'm surprised you made it to this thread, it ain't Chick of the Day...robotron3k
- oh no... i stay away from that thread while at work.k0na_an0k
- and at home, his bf gets furious!
OSFA - LOL! damn you!!!k0na_an0k
- HAHA!akrokdesign
- benfal990
put rocks in his printer
- BIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD0
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"who mimics scenes from family guy, south park, american dad, etc. like a walking tv set"
YES!!! I worked with a cunt like this, but it was even worse he basically just mimics annoying TV adverts. I was the only one annoyed by it though.
- Projectile0
seriously.. there's one way to handle this.. when he says make the logo bigger, just say very loudly: "ppffff are you crazy? That's the first no no in design school baby!! hahaha Nah seriously you just cant do that. No questions." ..implying that he's a novice
That'll
a) teach him hes not your boss
b) put the fear of god into him before he opens his mouth again
c) make him look like the idiot he is
- CALLES0
do the butt slap and say "good job" and just keep walking
- sofakingbanned0
Watch the office seasons 1-5 I'm sure you'll find something useful :)
- seasons 1-3 you mean... unless your talking about the shit american versionBIGGESTDOGINTHEWORLD
- Some of the US Office is brilliant.Eighty
- grunttt0
get up in his face and cause some office drama.
oh wait.
- spendogg0
StinkPalm™
- morilla0
keep offering him gum.
- OSFA0
Hire a male stripper to visit him at work.
Although some here might enjoy that...