How to Speak Australian
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- _me_0
they're fuckin bullshit.
i'd be surprised if a Creative let alone an Australian has been anything to do with them to be honest.
Looks like they were dreamt up by some marketing dept. in London by people who have a] never drunk beer, 2] never been to Australia, and 3] never drunk Australian beer.
This shit has been peddled by Fosters for so long now, even XXXX has changed their positioning! [ and getting a Queenslander to change position on anything other than the angle of their sunshade is bloody impossible! ]
Fuckin shiiite mayte. Fuckin Shiite Beer. Fuck Off.
- ismith0
Everybody already knows the beer is shit. Everybody already knows that's not what Australia is like. Jeebus. It's like mocking Canada in South Park. It's not making fun of Canada, it's making fun of the stereotype of Canada. I suppose it'd be funnier if it were hipsters and PBR...
- thumb_screws0
Anyone know who did the boags ads that are on at the moment?
- toe_knee0
needs more gollywogs
- eieio0
aussies might not drink fosters much anymore but one thing they'll always do is shootin' roos
- oi!akrokdesign
- nothing wrong with shooting roos. just like shooting rabbits reallyephix
- big, worm-ridden rabbits.airey
- enfocusmedia0
harden up the lot of ya's!
- BuddhaHat0
Yep, shootin' roos is definitely a traditional Aussie past-time (if you know a single person that lives in the country)
I know it's on our national emblem and everything, but they are essentially a gigantic rodent, there are far too many of them in some places, and they need to get culled.
Besides, I grabbed 2 massive roo bbq steaks on the weekend and they were awesome. It's a really lean, healthy red meat, and goes down well with anything besides Fosters :)
I also recommend emu, saltwater crocodile, and water buffalo. All very tasty.
- BusterBoy0
Nobody in Australia drinks that shit. It's some lefty pinko chardonnay drinking creative perpetuating this myth.
And by the way, Harry Connick can get fucked as well.
- eieio0
it'd be funny if Budweiser started using US stereotypes for their marketing
- LOLBusterBoy
- hahahahahahaforcetwelve
- http://www.funnyordi…ismith
- yeah i was thinking they do that anyway....waaasssupeieio
- RIZ0
haha this thread cracks me up.... Can't even think of the last time I saw anyone here drinking Fosters, it's a complete piss-take - everyone here knows that Fosters is absolute crap...
- Andy_ssw0
Yawn
- slappy0
I havent seen fosters in the bottlo for ages, they must have a seperate fridge for all bitters that no-one likes.
- BuddhaHat0
In Europe, Fosters is basically Crown Lager in a can. And Crown Lager's not complete piss, there's much worse to be had.
Unfortunately we get the 'real' Fosters here in Australia, and it IS complete cat piss.
Out of the Aussie beer ads I like, these ones come to mind straight away...
- BusterBoy0
Bloody Kangaroos on the train this morning coming to work. Really pisses me off when the bastards make me late...
- neue75_bold0
I raped a wombat last night...
- just sayin'...neue75_bold
- is that a euphemism for your mum again?airey
- Welcome home party?Amicus
- airey, that would have been "raped THE wombat" raped A wombat means someone elses mumephix
- in other words MILFephix
- _me_0
- Seems only the shit beers get ad budgets...MrT
- hahaha awwww!!!!Projectile
- jamble0
The only Aussies I've ever encountered are in London always complaining about how shit it is compared to Australia without ever fucking off back to Australia.
- bekannt0
ah... i miss Australia, Melbourne to be more precise...