Neighbor Sex Upstairs
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- mg33
Now seriously, I'm all for people having a good time and doing it like the world's about to end, but would it hurt my upstairs neighbor to buy a new mattress? I honest to God think the one he's on has been around since the beginning of mattresses.
Next time they're going at it at night, I'm just going to open the window and do my best deathscream and see what that does to all the festivities.
I must say though, the girl has been noticeably silent for the most part since the first time I heard them. Multiple shreaks of YEAH! and then nothing the next several times.
Any good similar stories?
- hilchev0
yes but not good, the girl downstairs is super noisy and very verbal during sex - wtf. They do it not very often so I don't care that much.
- airey0
had a neighbour on the 3rd floor who brought a new dude home most weekends and went at it really loud. like porn film loud. so one night she's at it around 3am, and it's going for about 15minutes. my flatmate shouts out "for fucks sake, finish her off" and then got a few claps from the surrounding unit blocks that backed onto ours. hilarious at the time. she kinda kept quiet after that.
- satogami0
isnt your neighbor that ultimate fighting champion or something?
- Peter0
Dump a note in her box saying your daughter imitated the sounds at school, and now you're called in for questioning down at the station.
- hahahah23kon
- bwhahahahahaha
climbatree - wait. what do you mean by "dump a note in her box"...?dewilde
- loljuhls
- Amby0
make money outa it.. what u complaining for? wtf
- Meeklo0
sample that shit!
- 23kon0
the deathscream out the window sounds like a good way to put them off.
alternatively, open the window and on their off-beat shout out your own sex-talk. make them feel uncomfortable thinking there is another person joining in with them haha.- Classic, that's what I was thinking, and when they stop, shout 'no, no don't stop I'm cummmmmmmin!!' ha, ha, ah, haCodenameAM
- FallowDeer0
we have some new people move in next door and I could hear them at it the other night, she was making a noise similar to a beached whale
- somebody post a link to beached whales, puhleasenatelube
- Maybe he was fucking her in the blow hole?DesignedbyDave
- we started laughing and then whale noise stoppedFallowDeer
- BusterBoy0
My brother in law had some new neighbours move in. They have a raised deck in their backyard as do the neighbours. The neighbours have a spa...they decided to do some horizontal folk dancing in the spa...extremely noisy. The tape was quite good viewing.
- souljar0010
I used to have neighbours downstairs that were really vocal. He used to yell out at the top of his voice "bring it home bitch". Me and my girlfriend used to yell stuff back, ut seriously nothing put them off. Until we started yelling "bring it home bitch" before he could. Guess it killed his mojo.
Also heard them spanking each other one day.... it was quite loud.
- RoyBoyII0
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- inhaler970
when I was in Grad school, I would usually come home late, around 2am or so. . anyways, id stay up and watch the news or a movie to pass out, and Id always hear my neighbor banging... at first I thought, what a productive lad... it wasnt months till I was living there that I figured he was humping my other neighbor.
- ..and then you figured how to get in on the action?TheBlueOne
- Projectile0
I'm currently suffering from a bad case of GF-has-the-loudest-mattress-in-t... but on the upside it has taught me some decent ninja banging skills..
- high school?tasty
- dang it seems you cant have super long words on qbnProjectile
- boobs0
An old friend of mine lost his girlfriend to the guy who had the apartment directly above him. It was painful for the guy to have to listen to the bed upstairs squeaking all across the floor.
- Khurram0
I'm quite noisey during sex. Lots of shouting and ooohing and owwwwing and grunting. And not in a manly way either. My gf says i'm like a howling puppy lol
i'm a screamer. Heeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
- *Khurram suddenly regrets lack of edit feature at QBNTheBlueOne
- ahahahha
Khurram is officially a screamerGeorgesII - *blush*Khurram
- *waits for this post to hit page 1 of google for "howling puppy"jamble
- Welcome to Internet history. Your future children will love being able to StumbleUpon this.duckofrubber
- i hear he's also a pillow biterscarabin