katana kid 1 - burgular 0
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- GeorgesII0
The student "was backed up against a corner, and either out of fear or out of panic, he just struck the sword with force," said city police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi.
I see that the student watched CSI...
- juhls0
Well, he was old enough to be an expert with such a weapon...
- does hacking someone with a sword require expertise?baseline_shift
- no...juhls
- PIITB0
Good for that kid, FUCK YEAH.
- Point50
wait, samurai don't use katana do they? I thought that was a ninja sword. I don't really know.
- they're both chinese7point34
- You're both wrong. Katana is the long sword used by the samurai.TheBlueOne
- Katana is NOT chinese.TheBlueOne
- Ninjas aren't chinese either. Fuck. just call them all orientals why don't you..TheBlueOne
- sorry...lack of coffee and bad lunch has me all testy and shitTheBlueOne
- *edit:
they're both oriental
7point34 - *facepalmTheBlueOne
- *tears run through fingers of facepalmTheBlueOne
- ninjas are ex-samuraisPixter
- Point50
ok, so I'm wrong (well, at least according to wikipedia)
The katana (刀?) is a type of Japanese sword (日本刀, nihontō?), and is often called a "samurai sword." In a precise sense, the term katana in Japanese is applied to any kind of single-edged Japanese sword, although, incorrectly or habitually, some Japanese and Western sword lovers define katana as the standard size moderately curved (as opposed to the older "tachi" style featuring more curvature) Japanese sword with a blade length of greater than 60 cm (23.6 inches).[1] In Portuguese the designation (spelled catana-perhaps delineated from the Japanese word when Portuguese traders first arrived in Japan) refers to a slightly shorter and wider blade, commonly used to clear paths through dense jungle, or to otherwise cut down wild vegetation.
The katana is characterized by its distinctive appearance: a curved, slender, single edged blade, circular or squared guard, and long grip to accommodate two hands. It has historically been associated with the samurai of feudal Japan, and has become renowned for its sharpness and cutting ability, to the point that its purported cutting capabilities have reached mythical status.
- jfletcher0
What? Deciding to press charges? WTF, he was being robbed, guy just got out of jail. He did a public service!
- // Vote Republican!!!Mimio
- Exactlysection_014
- haha, I'm in the middle I think. Dem on some issues, Repub on others. Case by case for me.jfletcher
- someone steal a laptop and you want him to die? wow you're radicalbenfal99
- I don't think he was planning to kill him... even with the sword.jfletcher
- Gucci0
I have little sympathy for the thugs that took his shit.
Though I question why he had a samurai sword in his dorm.- who DOESN'T have a samurai sword in their dorm?TheBlueOne
- *kicks dirt* Well.. I guess I... well... I didn't have... one.
*runs crying*Gucci - *hands gucci a spareTheBlueOne
- *slices TBO's armGucci
- akrokdesign0
what a stupid move, it could had ended the other way to.
- locustsloth0
The scenario of this kid going out to seek revenge on the person who stole his beloved game system and laptops is not all that far fetched. After all, if the perpetrator was in the garage, the kid could have easily called the police discreetly and possibly caught the guy.
Additionally, who would lunge at ANYONE carrying a big ol sword. Maybe to try and get it from him, but seriously, if i was the dead guy and the kid was backed into a corner WITH A SWORD i woulda found the exit and hightailed it outta there.*dusts off tin foil hat, places on head
- Maybe it was dark and the perp didn't see the sword?TheBlueOne
- It's the seeking out of the criminal (whom could have had a gun for all he knew) that seems out of placelocustsloth
- Criminals can't get guns, they don't have the proper permits.technikiller
- brandelec0
gucci, a lot of people have them as decor. on mantle or on the wall.
my buddy's dad is a huge collector.. he had blades, ninja stars, sais, and nanchucks and gladiator helmets displayed all over the living room. everyone gets nervous during house parties.- Ooooh. Pin the ninja star on the drunk guy. Now THAT sounds like a good party game.Gucci
- Mimio0
Kid? the GUY was 20 years old.
- brandelec0
i don't think he was backed into a corner.. sounds like they both startled each other and kid swung for it... burglar probably reacted by blocking with his arm
- Theguy was probably bonged out and watching Kill Bill.Mimio
- blocking sword with arm = bad callTheBlueOne
- Neighbors heard him exclaim " This arm belongs to me now!!"Mimio
- "Join me and together we can rule the universe!" "Never!"TheBlueOne
- Just before the cops busted in they heard someone yell "FINISH HIM!!"locustsloth
- Mal0
Police let him keep the severed hand as a memento.
- shoes0
RIP
- Milan0
he's a serial killer who invites burglars into his house and then kills them
- designbot0
Sad the thug had to die, but this guy had every right to use his sword. In a situation like this, I'd say the bandit brought it on himself. This is why you don't break into peoples home's multiple times and try to steal their stuff.
- I like to carve a "T" in the side of their face and send them on their merry way.Mimio
- ... I also stone local prostitutes.Mimio
- i'm sure they appreciate the free toke, Mimio. You are a SAINTlocustsloth
- I won't lip it after them though. I have rules.Mimio
- I sense your humor, but it's not like you'd always have the choice to just harm someone.designbot
- smart manlocustsloth
- That's why people need to think twice before they do stupid things like breaking into your house.designbot
- the thug had it coming ... expect to put your life at risk when you break into somebody's homerayborn3000
- section_0140
If you break into someone's home to steal their things like a piece of shit scum bag, then you deserve to get your hand chopped off, shot, whatever.
- Redmond0
Unless it really was self defense, I think he went too far. People shouldn't take the law into their own hands like that. *nag**nag* Seriously, he could've just killed someone dumb or confused.
- Someone comes into my house in the middle of the night? They take tieir life into their own hands.TheBlueOne
- It is too bad he died, but he chopped off his hand..usually not life threatening I'd think.jfletcher
- bled out probably...TheBlueOne
