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• locustsloth

  There once was a man from Seattle
  Who thought, with rhymes, he could battle
  But, you see, here's the thing
  His poor rhymes do not swing
  And possess all the wit of dead cattle

  Could he possibly avoid defeat
  By watching some Sesame Street?
  They could teach him to rhyme
  And perhaps, with some time,
  Learn the difference 'tween his hands and feet

  And then on some far distant day
  He'll have enough courage to say
  "It is shameful to boast,
  My rhymes are wet toast.
  i'm sorry i've acted this way"

  • *facepalm*– ukit

  

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