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Last post: 2 years, 5 months ago | Thread started: Aug 18, 09, 5:30 p.m.

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• dashofpower

  add on:

  There's a cat in the hat...

  Aug 18, 09, 5:30 p.m. – Permalink

• ArmandoEstrada

  im gonna beat you with a baseball bat...

  • I'll beat that bitch with a bat
    I'll beat that bitch with a bat– ukit

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 5:31 p.m. – Permalink

• ArmandoEstrada

  i guess no one wants to add to this crap...

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 5:36 p.m. – Permalink

• benfal99

  that's a fact

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 5:39 p.m. – Permalink

• toe_knee

  stu stu stutter rap

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 5:51 p.m. – Permalink

• sublocked

  .....you could get with this, or you could get with that

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 6:10 p.m. – Permalink

• benfal99

  so we are stuck with rhymes that end with "at" or "ap" ?

  • douche– dashofpower

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 6:12 p.m. – Permalink

• Amby

  all this shit shat

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 6:13 p.m. – Permalink

• sublocked

  shat?
  shit...i'm smackin you wit a brick /
  you could get ya face lit - up real quick-

  -ly....yes indeed, proceed to give you what ya need /
  a verbal beatdown, around town with underground -

  aesthetics...so stop all the rhetoric
  hella hectic, my style is impetuous...

  ...but this aint mike tyson - and i aint bitin /
  your ear clear off, on wack emcees i just tee off

  • someone do 8 more bars...lol– sublocked1/5

    are you black? or a white person acting black? just asking, it's like a rap song. very nice– dashofpower2/5

    are you ignorant? or just a person on the internet acting that way? cause that's what it seems.– sublocked3/5

    ...just asking.– sublocked4/5

    zing!– ArmandoEstrada5/5

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 6:37 p.m. – Permalink

• Peter

  tee off?
  listen you teadrinking English chav,
  fake tanned with menthol'd fags...

  • +0.25– sublocked

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 7:38 p.m. – Permalink

• ArmandoEstrada

  minty fags, sorry i cant go there /
  sound like a bunch of drag queens fighting pulling hair...

  • +0.5– sublocked

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 7:56 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  Your style is weak get a paper and pen
  Trying to drop rhymes in the PVN

  You post in Chick of the Day but you probably like men
  Beats so weak like they produced by Rob Benjamin

  • +1– sublocked1/4

    -1 for not following the prev rhyme on the last word from prev post...– ArmandoEstrada2/4

    -1000 for not following my own words...– ArmandoEstrada3/4

    Yeah whatever your rhyme sucked compared to mine– ukit4/4

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 7:57 p.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  A simmering cesspool, this thread that we're in
  Which is barely a whimper compared to the din
  Of the bevy of simpering, mind-numbing dreck
  That repeatedly bumps to the top of the deck;
  The frail house of cards that this forum has built,
  We relieve ourselves here without feeling the guilt
  Of offenses we've trespassed upon many a soul
  Whom have visited here and left with hole
  In their hearts, their poor hearts, so yearning to share,
  Which we dash upon memes, so sharp, without care.
  But where else could the denizens of this world reside
  And whom, but ourselves, could hope to abide
  By the taunting, cajolement, the mean spirited-ness
  It's a home for assholes, no more and no less

  • i only believe a third of that– locustsloth1/3

    bringing the spoken word / poetry angle i see.– sublocked2/3

    Emo rap– ukit3/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 9:06 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  Assholes? OK, but that shit was tossed off
  What we're dealing with is some weird cross
  Between a locust and a sloth

  It rhymes and moves slowly but I think
  That long depressing backpacker emo rap is finally at an end
  You are definitely not cool enough that Brad Pitt would want to be your friend

  Armando Estrada? Why bother
  They did a genetic rap test and it says you are not the father
  Of hip hop/ Your rap ended up as a joke on Jimmy Fallon
  You forgot to check your style and it was stolen by a guy named Allen

  You both talk tough but you a weak little bitch
  Your rap style is bankrupt like Annie Leibovitz

  • I'm awesome– ukit

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 9:43 p.m. – Permalink

• locustsloth

  There once was a man from Seattle
  Who thought, with rhymes, he could battle
  But, you see, here's the thing
  His poor rhymes do not swing
  And possess all the wit of dead cattle

  Could he possibly avoid defeat
  By watching some Sesame Street?
  They could teach him to rhyme
  And perhaps, with some time,
  Learn the difference 'tween his hands and feet

  And then on some far distant day
  He'll have enough courage to say
  "It is shameful to boast,
  My rhymes are wet toast.
  i'm sorry i've acted this way"

  • *facepalm*– ukit

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 10:10 p.m. – Permalink

• chris_himself

  threads ghey

  • lol– identity1/3

    That doesn't rhyme– ukit2/3

    so they say.– Corvo23/3

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 10:15 p.m. – Permalink

• ukit

  chris_himself didn't like the thread/
  I said/ get a fucking sense of humor/
  and who are you/
  try making the links on your site work

  • BOOM– ukit1/2

    SHAZAM!
    – chris_himself2/2

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 10:24 p.m. – Permalink

• chris_himself

  lets eat pork

  • lend me a fork.– Corvo21/5

    ukit seams like a dork– chris_himself2/5

    ukit seams like a dork/
    said chris_himself/
    but he couldn't spell– ukit3/5

    OK, I'll stop, I apologize– ukit4/5

    cheers! all in good fun.– chris_himself5/5

  

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  Dog-earAug 18, 09, 10:30 p.m. – Permalink