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- dMullins
Maybe timeline material, but I am bustin a gut over here.
Make sure to start at the first post, it's all in reverse order:
- bigtrick0
ahahahahaahaha
- duckofrubber0
he could at least put a link to the last page. sheesh.
- gramme0
ZOMG
- janne760
"I am making this site to chronicle the craziest living situation I have ever taken part in. In the month that I subletted a room in this house in St. Charles (a suburb of Chicago), the police have come 5 times, my landlord has been handcuffed twice, and one roommate has been hospitalized. The focus is on my crazy landlord, Gary. Gary is a 63 year old, currently unemployed, overweight, homeowner who enjoys a frequent alcoholic beverage and cigarette. I believe he had bought this house with the intention of selling it for a quick profit. This did not work out, and last I’ve heard the house is going under foreclosure in September."
Sounds very much like my last landlord. Always in court, police attractor, alcoholic, jobless, .... basically a massive cunt.
- janne760
..i am laughing pretty hard now.. hahaha.. wtf..
laughing in pain though. as it is too close to home for me.. :/
- janne760
OH SHIT, PSML NOW!!!
Scarabin really has no idea what he misses hahahahaha...
- kelpie0
I descended from a long line of waiters.
- janne760
seriously, this is kind of scary as well, as part of those experiences were exactly the same i had with the bi-polar superfriendly and mega-insulting aggressive alcoholic cunt that was my landlord. tried to lock my door and didn't return deposit etc. got police in..
- janne760
THERE A GREAT DEAL YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME, BOY.....
THERE A GREAT DEAL YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER, BOY.....
GO FOCK YOURSELF, YOU LYING INDIANA COWARD... THE HOLY CROSS BROTHERS DRILLED GRAMMAR INTO OUR BRAINS @ CATHEDRAL HS.....
NITE COWARD,
Gary
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Dear Gary,
What can I say? As much as I would like to slight you for it, your grammar is impeccable.
All the best,
Gabe----
^ crying tears of laughter here... haha..