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- dMullins
http://arthurkade.com/2009/07/30…
This might be the most arrogant run-on sentence in the history of teh intarwebz. I laughed at how he first talks about representing his religion, then compares his talent to be worthy of a Spielberg movie, then swiftly transitions to talking about two Jew girls not making out, which he then wraps up by saying, "I don't date Jewish girls."
My girlfriend laughs at me for reading this stuff, but I laugh at her for missing out on all the good lol's.
Enjoy the latest edition from Mr. Douchenozzle himself.
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"While sitting on the couch of the Mogul Room, I told my two Jewish girlfriends (Everyone knows that I am Jewish as well, and want to represent my religion with the Kade Brand for years to come, and hopefully create a movie that will bring our fight to life like Schindler’s List did, and lead our religion to the next level of evolution and status in Hollywood) that I wanted them to make-out for me on the couch (One’s boyfriend was sitting right there and I know he wanted me to make it happen), and they laughed and declined and I told them “That’s why I don’t date Jewish girls”, referring to how a majority that I know (Not all because I have many Jewish girlfriends) won’t have sex with other girls (I only can date a girl who likes other girls because sex can get very boring to me fast, and I need entertainment and newness, and if the other girl that we bring home is better, I have a good exit strategy), have a major gold digging addiction, and very stuck up attitude."'
- gokernyourself0
He said 'exit strategy'... -- Beavis.
- ideaist0
Please end this by ignoring it...
- ...find humor (lol's) in your own lifeideaist
- Well aren't you a ray of fucking sunshine.dMullins
- I am thank you... this thread (and it's subject) are not...ideaist
- pay attention to your girlfriend more... ; )ideaist
- +1 for ideaist. lol.Bluejam
- c'mon, Kade is always good for a laugh, and I'm happily married with kids thank you.gokernyourself
- visionary0
this guy went from serious to troll in the blink of an eye
- kgvs720
"because sex can get very boring to me fast" because no one is milking his prostate.
This dude has got to be faking this.
- drgss0
which is funny bc in one of his videos he mentions he hadnt had sex in 6 months
Yeah, I've subscribed to his videos
...I'havent had sex in 6 years
- janne760
it is a followup of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lon…
- janne760
MARKETING!
- TheBlueOne0
"lead our religion to the next level of evolution and status in Hollywood..."
Huh.
- janne760
created by G-N Kang, Philly local.. G-N Entertainment
- janne760
sorry, this one:
http://www.wotmarketing.com/
- dMullins0
Someone needs to teach Kade to write in complete sentences. Then teach him how to swallow bullets.
"My friend who had joined me for the trip was telling us that by the end of the night, he felt like he could have had the girl at will, and we started breaking down why she was feeling his vibe more than mine (I am usually the one passing the girls that I don’t want off to them), and more importantly, was there something wrong with my game last night, because as everyone knows I am now going on 6 months without sex, but 98% of that is self-inflicted because I haven’t found anyone worthy of it yet (There have been a few girls that have qualified, but they are either committed ((I feel bad stealing girls from other guys, although the guys would probably brag to their friends that I had their girlfriend and maybe even send me a gift or something to autograph for them since almost everyone is in awe or fans)) ...."
- get efficient... just teach him to swallow bullets - it'll take care of the first problem.Amicus
- Meeklo0
"Being Arthur Kade means having an amazing understanding of girls,"
- mg330
I particularly like this comment that someone left:
“My friend who had joined me for the trip was telling us that by the end of the night, he felt like he could have had the girl at will, and we started breaking down why she was feeling his vibe more than mine (I am usually the one passing the girls that I don’t want off to them), and more importantly, was there something wrong with my game last night, because as everyone knows I am now going on 6 months without sex, but 98% of that is self-inflicted because I haven’t found anyone worthy of it yet (There have been a few girls that have qualified, but they are either committed ((I feel bad stealing girls from other guys, although the guys would probably brag to their friends that I had their girlfriend and maybe even send me a gift or something to autograph for them since almost everyone is in awe or fans)) or the I am required to put time into it which takes away from my total commitment from “The Journey”, or something fucked up the night like cock-blocks or publicists), the situation wasn’t conducive to coming back to Chateau Kade or a hotel room at the glam places I am usually staying, and we started talking with the group about how different guys give off different vibes, and how certain girls feel certain vibes more than others.”
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233 words, 2 levels of nested paragraphs, one fucking period. Congratulations, Arthur, you have taken your mastery of writing to an amazing new level.
- dasohr0
wow. i can't even read two lines of this shit without loosing my attention...