Lily Allen
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- mikotondria3
Like, dislike ?
I'll admit to being a little hurt 'as a man', when I initially heard the lyrics of her smash hit 'It's not fair', in which she details an exboyfriend's alleged premature ejaculation. Luckily the track is witty and cute enough for this tale not to come across as being in poor taste.
I ventured to discover more of the young lass, who has a cute curl to her intonation and a bald-faced frankness to her writing, to find that many more tracks were aimed squarely at the poor choices of partner she has made in the past. Woe is you I thought, and tried to be snarky, but honestly I found her so forthrightly honest and fun that she really endeared herself to me, and I'd have to admit myself a fan.
- ninjasavant0
her cd is currently in my car cd player.
- a better place for it than your colon. better sound quality.airey
- dbloc0
- You're rich and you look like that - you're not really gonna find anyone who doesn't prematurely ejaculate, sorry.mikotondria3
- i wouldntcreez
- yesdigdre
- skt0
- nadnerb0
I have trouble thinking of one female artist in this sort of genre who doesn't write most of her songs about crappy ex-boyfreinds.
- mikotondria30
That 'It's not fair track', where she goes on about her less-than long-lasting ex... At one point she claims to have 'given head for ages'....well, I'm sorry to break it to you, my dear, but if you give a bloke head 'for ages', looking like you do, you can't expect much else other than a quick run and jump to the finish, if you know what I mean. Do like I try to get my partner to do, and really don't hardly touch it until the last minute, after you're pretty much nearly there - it's up to you whether you have an orgasm, it's no good singing about it months after the fact, it makes you look somewhat immature.
- Mal0
2 words
Cleve age
- spendogg0
I listen to her music, but masturbate to katy perry
- spendogg0
I listen to her music, but masturbate to katy perry
- boobs0
I think she's fun, so I say "Yeah!"
- max_prophet0
she is an arrogant, mouthy, annoying, spoilt twat.
- hey hey that's most of our girlfriends you're talking aboutMal
- yeh, there aint much choice other than that sort, max. That or ugly ones, Im afraid.mikotondria3
- CALLES0
just read Alien when i read the name
- jimbojones0
who's that?
- Knuckleberry0
i have heard the lass is into the "Butt" if you know what i mean.
"spendogg stop touching yourself... awww not on the monitor"
- juhls0
She was fun for a while. Not so much anymore. Same with Katy Perry. I often get them confused.
- oiishi0
Like
- oiishi0
- Weird proportions. It's amazing - the difference between this and photoshoots.juhls
- Of course, this could've been a one-off thing. I really don't know.juhls
- brits are the fugliest people on earth what do you expect?_niko
- niko has a point, speaking as a brit myself. We do seem to have scraped the bottom of the gene pool.Horp
- i would hit thatcreez
- HAHAHAHAHAbenfal99
- The hair color is a mistake, but the problem here is weight.CyBrain
- MrT0
She's a well-off chav with a good line in grown-up nursery rhymes and an ability to sugar-coat her dad's record collection.
Other than that she's a bag of smashed crabs.
- max_prophet0
She's not a chav, she's much worse – she's a pretentious west London mediaslut pretending to be 'of the people' by singing with a poorly fashioned chav twang.
Rise of the idiots.
- She's an Islington girl isn't she? Same shit I suppose...MrT
- mikotondria30
you're right - she is a "pretentious west London mediaslut", I can see it now.
- _niko0
pretty dope remix for canadians that remember the show
- lol. i remember fondly.prophet0NE
- that show is also legendary to millions of english people in their late 20s to early 40s.mikotondria3
- oh my.. not just in Canada.. my old dog was that dogs youngest cousins brother or something! Brilliant!gpop