Guns
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- 7point340
when i'm feeling particularly squirrelly, i take my grandfather's old revolver from its case under my bed, i carefully load one bullet, give the cylinder a spin and bring the barrel up to and into my mouth. i pull the trigger and it excites me so, that i begin to masturbate furiously. i only allow myself 20 secs or so of pleasure before giving it another spin. the very real danger, coupled with the cold metal shaft in my mouth is such an amazing turn on.
- That's hardcore man. I used to have my dad's gun under the pillow, but i didn't realise how reckless that wuz.Khurram
- me too!Rand
- WATkelpie
- fucking ahoy!shitehawke
- ha hajuhls
- DrBombay0
I'm waiting for someone to turn the tide of this thread...
- NotByHand0
I fucking love guns, riffles, and all that shit.
Fuck yeah.
- kelpie0
anyone ever butchered a deer, post kill, while its still warm from running and held its liver in your hands as the hunters prize? I feel an intense connection with the animal history of our species in moments like this
- not a deer, exactly...Rand
- at a wilderness / survivalist camp once we were made to eat the heart. bits of it were murder to chew through7point34
- i helped my grandad butcher a partridge for dinner once... In Pakistan. LOL!!!!!111!!Khurram
- deer=client?NotByHand
- coincidentally, i helped my father murder a pakistani once.7point34
- Khurram0
My people have no guns. But with guns, my people could fight! If I could take guns... I would go with you!
- Rand0
Morrissey feels that "meat is murder"
- neue75_bold0
The first time my dad took me hunting was the last time...
- it's not your fault, mike.
he was wearing camo7point34 - It was him or me...neue75_bold
- in fairness, he was dressed as a turkeyRand
- field dressing his corpse might have been taking it a hair too far7point34
- it's not your fault, mike.
- Khurram0
Death or glory...
- designbot0
They are great fun to shoot. As long as I'm around people who are equally as paranoid and careful as me when handling a firearm, I'm good. Last week I went backpacking and my wife made me take our gun. I am glad I did since I woke up in the morning and saw a huge black bear....the thing actually took off running as soon as it saw me, but I felt alot safer knowing I had some sort of protection. My thought was that even a warning shot in the air would freak out most bears or mountain lions. Didn't even need to do that though.
- e-pill0
...also these!!!!
- ninjasavant0
Not a fan but I'm a good shot just in case.
- ceiling_cat0
If I wuz in a vidyeo gaem, wat wud be mah attak? Hoo be mah enemee? An hoo do I has to saev?
- epigraph0
First time I ever shot a handgun ( or any gun), I loaded the mag, inserted it, chambered a round, and fired; all from what I learned watching tv.