so on Sunday 2AM ...
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- zerocool
I am walking home from the bar. Pick up my dog for a late night walk and all I hear is "HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!" I look around, look at the dog, he looks at me, and we keep walking. Right then a dude runs down the middle of the street looks right at me with three others dudes seemingly chasing him. what do you do?
- harlequino0
Easy. Trip that fucker so the other guys can stop running. They're probably getting tired, man.
- monospaced0
Sick'em!
- jacklalane0
I've phoned the cops for less before...
but def stay out of shanking distance.
- morilla0
Cheer him on, give him some encouragement.
- harlequino0
Yell "Tally ho!" and join in the chase.
- Jnr_Madison0
Have unprotected sex with him.
- kona0
hopefully you were eating a banana at the time and you could have thrown the peel into the road for one of the three to slip on. that would have been SO funny.
- horton0
but it's tuesday now.
you're too late. buddy got his ass kicked and you did nothing.
- zerocool0
The first guy was running with a bag and the ones behind were his friends.
- kona0
offer words of encouragement to the guy running: "PUMP THOSE ARMS! YOU CAN DO IT! HEAD DOWN AND REALLY DRIVE OFF YOUR TOES!"
then offer words of encouragement to the guys chasing him as they go by: "HE'S TIRING DOWN DON'T GIVE UP NOW! GOOD FORM GUY IN THE MIDDLE!"
- dropdown0
Drop your trousers and start wanking. It'll throw everyone off (including the dog) and you can get on with your night. Which lets face it was going to end with a wank anyway.
- facial the dog.Jnr_Madison
- HAHAHAHAHAMilan
- actually i got a drunk booty call after the event :)zerocool
- OSFA0
Is this one of your weekly fake stories? AGAIN??
- zerocool0
So I tackled the dude with the bag to the ground. His boys ran. He hit me like twice but hit him like 5 times. I grabbed the bag and he ran off. Then a girl comes running up "oh thank thank you" then like 2 neighbors come saying the called the cops. I am a hero.
- e-pill0
PICS OR ...!!!!!
- e-pill0
YOU ARE LIKE THE TATTOOED VIGILLANTE!!!!!!!!!
- neue75_bold0
call epill and see if that dude can stay at his house...
- zerocool0
and the dog did nothing
- Milan0
wtf were you doing out at 2AM on a Sunday in this fake story?
