So I meet this girls ...
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- shitehawke0
Heres a song you may be able to relate to.
- neue75_bold0
I had this once in college, she followed me home one saturday morning from some friends flat that I had met her at... she stayed for about a week, we never slept together or even made out, just smoked lot's of weed, drank wine and ate cheese [she was french-canadian]
I'd go to school, come home and she'd have little snacks made, etc..
Her english wasn't very good, but it never made much difference.. Eventually I was getting a bit tired of sharing my 5 square meter box [not even a window] with this girl so I asked if it'd be cool if she went 'home' reluctantly, she did...
about a week later she invited me over to her place, turned out she was staying in this gorgeous 21st floor apartment with some random couple she kinda knew from montreal..
we stayed friends for a few years, she had some crazy flatmates/situations over the years, once she came by mine and claimed that someone had put a curse on her and that she had some rash on her back that no doctor could explain..
at some point I borrowed a crapload of money off her and then kinda disappeared for while.. about a year later I tried to get back in contact with her but apparently she was gone and nobody knew what happened to her..
- WOW! Sounds like a movie.zerocool
- She was probably the Devil.Corvo2
- indeed, this is just the tip of the iceberg of my two years with 'the french girl'neue75_bold
- french canadian != frenchflashbender
- I wouldn't say that to a parisian.. well, I would, but they would laugh and dismiss that as ridiculous..neue75_bold
- You're right, if you were eating cheese she HAD to be french.ORAZAL
- wine AND cheese...neue75_bold
- harlequino0
Might be time to take a long hard look at the choices you make and why you make them.
- I feel like I have not made any bad choices. Not sure why you think I have.zerocool
- Then way are you antsy about this girl? Seems like a totally dotty choice the way you've described it.harlequino
- plash0
what are you new to this? armature move bro. ..tell her to "go get the morning paper that outside; you'll make coffee". ... then throw her shit out and lock that door. she'll get the message..
- flashbender0
- where did you get that? Are you out front of my house?zerocool
- that is a test to see who the old people who changed their names are.flashbender
- haha! Zing? Is she Czech? She looks eastern european...TheBlueOne
- Polish, I believe...NotByHand
- http://www.dopepope.…dopepope
- damn funny to the oldskoolers...robotron3k
- lol
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- janne760
i currently have this french speaking canadian staying in my flat. she makes nice snacks but she has this weird rash on her back.. she keeps asking me if i know a certain Mike from Canada, but I just have no idea who she is trying to find here..
- neue75_bold0
It's not until now that I realize that that french girl just may have been 'the one'...
- really?zerocool
- aw, and now it's too late. DAMN YOU TINY SANDWICHES!flashbender
- 12 years on, I feel that way about a lot of girls from back then...neue75_bold
- possibly the second, or third, but still, she was up there..neue75_bold
- d_rek0
I am not sure whether i should laugh at you or pity you. Probably both.
- zerocool0
She has been taking the dog to the dog park every morning and even gave him a bath. Kind of nice.
- ukit0
How is she in bed?
- uberdesigner0
what would the kade do?
- rate her a F on his scale, then talk about her over a salad at a cafe on youtube ?TheBlueOne
- fatbot0
Did you do that thing when your drunk and you said you loved her and now she thinks you meant it?? Either that or you get home and either all your stuff has gone or her 7 foot polish brothers are there and its now 'their' flat ....
- TheBlueOne0
One solution: Time to deploy the Dirty Sanchez. If she sticks around, invite your friends over and pass her around. If she is still there, well you have just found yourself a new lucrative source of income with ample internet porn opportunities.
- ylanse0
Homeless?
- ukit0
zero = uber
- neue75_bold0
and here I poured my heart out, while everyone sat around pointing and laughing... drowning in portfolio sick...
- Man, you robbed a hobo. Do you want to believe you didn't kill her too?raf
- SteveJobs0
they have a term for these kinds of women: pro.
and that ain't short for professional