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sherman
Any tips on how to "load" up? Seems we've been trying to long for the next baby (wife says). Maybe I need to lay off the weed and wake up the lil swimmers.
I know some of your pron freaks use some Chilean snake venom or some shit.
What do the pron stars use?
May 1, 09, 9:51 a.m. – Permalink
Folgers_Crystals
Sheman:
I find that nine or ten cups of coffee really gets the boys jumping.
- coffee can cure almost anything– sherman
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 9:53 a.m. – Permalink
drgss
just dont do it for 3 days
- fap?– sherman
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 9:55 a.m. – Permalink
Gordy22
Pornstars use Zinc, I think.
- +1– drgss1/2
  or homeopathy Sulfur– robotron3k2/2
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 9:59 a.m. – Permalink
mg33
What do the pron stars use?
Most big budget films use a small tube running up the side of the shaft away from the camera, covered in synthetic skin and, run down the thigh to the floor. It's preloaded with the substance (not revealed in the document), and another person off camera controls the flow and explosive qualities of the blast. Apparently they use some kind of C02 charged air pump to force the liquid substance through the tube. Actresses can request a variety of flavors including vanilla, strawberry, and peach.
So, that's not going to help you increase your fertility, but it will at least let you know how things work in the industry.
- OMG stunning but not surprising.
  *must find new heros– sherman1/6
  mg33 knows too much about porn production. far too much.– TheBlueOne2/6
  I don't buy it. The girl/guy deep throating that shit could cut her throat all up from the plastic tube.– elahon3/6
  Dude, if they're going this far wiht a ruse, they're not using plastic that can "cut up"– mg334/6
  i call bullshit
  i do know someone in the industry though that says they use pina colada mix as fake semen– scarabin5/6
  spoo– scarabin6/6
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:01 a.m. – Permalink
Folgers_Crystals
Pornstars aren't trying to get anyone pregnant.
Long-lasting wood <> get babies
- HAHA! Hi folgers. did you sign up just to make that comment?– baseline_shift1/2
  it's an invasion– 7point342/2
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:02 a.m. – Permalink
2cents
Some things you can try.
- Acupuncture
- Stay off the greens (it reduces your motility and can increase morphology) not to mention it can mess with chromosomes.
- Drink less coffee, maybe switch it up to green tea
- Have a healthy regular diet
- Take vitamins, omega 3, multi-vitamins, etc.
You can also look into IUI, one procedure will run you around 500-1200 depending on your drug coverage.
Best of luck Jamie!
- you just turned my life upside down. :P– sherman1/4
  thread turned out ok...half humor half serious and no fights.– sherman2/4
  2cents sounds like he's been doing his research. noted.– horton3/4
  2cents has traveled down this road.– 2cents4/4
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:06 a.m. – Permalink
TheBlueOne
Get drunk. Have sex in the backseat of the car. Get caught by cops if possible.
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:07 a.m. – Permalink
dropdown
Do you want me to take care of it for you?
- http://www.instantri…– TheBlueOne1/2
  hahhhaah– sherman2/2
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:07 a.m. – Permalink
kona
there are a ton of rules/guidelines to follow.
timing: timing is key. your wife has a small window of opportunity a certain number of days after her monthly friend shows up and is gone.
food: gotta eat the right foods. google high fertility foods and eat up.
boxers or briefs: wear boxers from here on out. some studies say briefs choke your boys and cut down on swimmer count.
detox: maybe detox your system for 10-15 days with a natural, over the counter type from whole foods.
good luck and happy stabbings.
- happy stabbings, best salutation ever!– sherman1/4
  LOL– kona2/4
  Timing is def key. You really only have 2-3 days max where it's going to happen or not. Sperm can live up to 36hrs.– 2cents3/4
  scrap the detox, it's all a big scam. seriously.– mikotondria34/4
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:07 a.m. – Permalink
locustsloth
no caffiene, no drugs and make sure she knows her cycle
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:08 a.m. – Permalink
dropdown
How long have you been trying? if you don't mind me asking.
- like you don't know. by the way i did find those binoculars you asked about– 7point341/2
  I may need them tonight...– dropdown2/2
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:12 a.m. – Permalink
7point34
don't try.
the pressure, especially after multiple failures, is a complete psych out. plus, how much fun is scheduled intercourse?
- hear hear.
  or
  here here.– dropdown1/2
  a lot if your schedule time happens to be while you're doing 90 down the freeway. WOHOO!– kona2/2
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:12 a.m. – Permalink
sherman
ok I got it, start doing everything the opposite I'm currently doing and it should work out. Ill check back in a month or so.
- 69?– whendog
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:14 a.m. – Permalink
Folgers_Crystals
You people advising no coffee are ruining my day.
Also, don't worry about the timing of the cycle. Just fuck every day. Maybe even twice a day. Just keep in mind, any porn acrobatics - like seeing if you can get a blast into each eye, will decrease the chances of conception.
- Everything I've been taught was a lie?– dropdown1/3
  sadly, yes.– TheBlueOne2/3
  *swallows blue pill.– dropdown3/3
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:14 a.m. – Permalink
juhls
You're asking QBN? Visit a specialist about that.
- -1, Everyone here's a specialist at something - mostly chaotic, odd behavior - but it's worth something.– mg331/4
  i, for example, specialize in jaline– drgss2/4
  QBN is considered a valid specialist?– NotByHand3/4
  No, a repository of valid specialists.– mg334/4
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:16 a.m. – Permalink
horton
just got myself sterilized. feeling guilty now. sorry bud.
we have several couple-friends in the same boat. hate to get all gloom but gotta wonder if it's a symptom of the environment our generation grew up in.
- It def seems to be a more prevalent issue with our generation.– 2cents
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:28 a.m. – Permalink
killthefish
I think wondering if something that's always been the way it is is a symptom of the environment our generation grew up in is a symptom of the environment our generation grew up in.
- I think people need to stop secretly switching me out for all kinds of other different shit.– Folgers_Crystals1/5
  is there an echo in here?– locustsloth2/5
  you are not you coffee– killthefish3/5
  motherfuck i left an r sitting here on my desk– killthefish4/5
  I think I'm having a handjob day.– Folgers_Crystals5/5
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:33 a.m. – Permalink
hans_glib
7.34 is right. stop trying. rediscover how much fun shagging is, rather than a duty.
if you both relax the sex will be better and who knows...?
- yeah that was great for the first 6 months but chicks trying to get prego aren't college humping 3 times a day anymore– sherman1/2
  we could try if that helps? you get her drunk i'll bring the frat guys– 7point342/2
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 10:38 a.m. – Permalink
Mimio
"I just don't like your uterus...."
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Dog-earMay 1, 09, 11:07 a.m. – Permalink
mikotondria3
I'm starting to think Im a jaffa- me and the mrs are always at it with no protexion and nothing, for well over a year.
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