texts from last night
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- Mal
some funny stuff in there
http://www.textsfromlastnight.co…
- CALLES0
huh
- harlequino0
My guess is that about 50% of that site comes from CALLES phone.
:D
- harlequino0
(609): i just pooped in tupperware. not a proud day
- CALLES0
ew
(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
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- BattleAxe0
(914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
(773): jesus mom
- Jnr_Madison0
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
- Mal0
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
- harlequino0
(925): so explain again why im purple
(617): no
- Jnr_Madison0
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
- ********0
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
- CALLES0
(504): Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
(225): You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
(504): Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
(225): I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
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- CALLES0
440): I love you
(720): are you drunk
(440): yes but I def love you, we should get married
(720): But I'm Jewish
(440): embrace Jesus
- ********0
(610): Where did you get a picture of my penis
- ********0
how much you wanna bet these are all made up.
- I've heard a load before but some funny ones.Jnr_Madison
- yeah, there are********
- Jnr_Madison0
(323): i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
(818): she hot?
(323): i don't wanna talk about it
- CALLES0
(337): Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
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- CALLES0
(949): youre so sexy i want your bod
(410): dude, did you turn gay?
(949): heather?
(410): this is jacob
- CALLES0
(781): Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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- grunttt0
(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?
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