this is me
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- uberdesigner
take me or leave me
http://arthurkade.com/2009/04/21…
- PonyBoy0
dude... if that's my choice... you're left.
- PonyBoy0
that's his corporate 'w/out the clown make-up' look... don't encourage this
- uberdesigner0
I shower at least twice a day. Moisturize three times.
- Hurley0
Did you guys read the comments?
Ok.
First; Learn how to use an iron.
Second; I hate to say this, but you are the first person I have ever seen that was UGLIER when they smile.
Dude, your age shows when you smile.
Third; GET A HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Just go to Super Cutts. Even that would be an improvement....
- Hurley0
# ol' double Xon 25 Mar 2009 at 7:00 pm edit this
“Yes, I’m gay.”
# Arthuron 26 Mar 2009 at 3:43 pm edit this
For the record, I am NOT popping my collar in this one. There was some jizz on the back of my neck that kept causing the shirt to stick to me.
# no way...on 26 Mar 2009 at 10:36 pm edit this
hey, where’s your top lip?
# Stitch'n'the Grooveon 03 Apr 2009 at 7:58 pm edit this
Some “jizz” on the back of your neck? Douchegay.
# Horatioon 10 Apr 2009 at 5:13 pm edit this
“I only have two rules:
1. No kissing
2. I clench you off when you get too deep”
- PonyBoy0
THAT'S WHAT UBER SAID!!!
if ( uber == she ) {
thisIsFunny () ;
} else {
fuckOFFpony ( ) ;}
- airey0
what a fucking toolbag?!? how far up your own arse can you get?!?
- drgss0
looking at the videos... he seems real
- Ruffian0
Is this the creepy guy who called that chick and tried to convince her how cool he is?
- version30
*sets down banana peel
*walks away slowly
- set0
Perfect example of how a naturally unattractive man tries so desperately and obsessively hard to look the best he can to mask his insecurities. Sad, unnatural, egocentric, shallow.
- TheBIueOne0
"I thought the shots came out amazing and very editorial, although I became a bit depressed when I saw my forehead lines in them."
Can we kidnap this douche,drop him off in Afghanistan foothills with a half canteen of water, a bowie knife and two power bars and say, "look douche, if you make it back to the States without any visible scarring, the I'll sit here and listen to you tell me about all the ungroomed Afghan women you tried to nail on the way back but threw up instead.
- TheBIueOne0
Ha! Even better! "I have begun to build a name for myself in the acting community, and think that I am very close to premier speaking roles. "
He's an actor! Not even doing speaking parts. I wonder what restuarant he's waiting tables at...
- with that gay little lisp he would never be a good speaker lolHurley
- dMullins0
Haters.
- dMullins0
I do have to say though, your lisp might be a serious detriment to any possible acting career.
- TheBlueOne0
Anyone else up for a roadtrip to Philly just to neck punch this guy on principle?
- baseline_shift0
http://www.youtube.com/user/arth…
This guy is fucking hysterical.
- my shoulders are enormous.baseline_shift
- me toouberdesigner
- dirtydesign0
i think your nose might be broken