Adult Grooming
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- ********
Ok, so as a man, I do a 2 week MANicure of my business. Keeping my works trimmed up, not shaved bald, but just cleaned up.
So if a man needs to be up to the times. And by times I mean ALL men need to MAN-scaped down there. And if you don't believe me, then you, my friends, can receive less (repeated) action. This coming from 99/100 of my female friends who agree they wouldn't want to be with a man, and who would def never go down south on your crazy forest/jungle growing wild down there.
So then a woman most certainly, no question what-so-ever needs to be cleaned up.
So what's this bs of 70's hair-do's? that shit is disgusting.
Doesn't need to be completely gone (tho pretty much 95% of girls now are, and is preferred by most men, or at least a very minimal amount of pubes.) but it def needs to be tamed.
So then, when discovering a aphro in a leg-lock recently, it really doesn't matter how she looks with her clothes on, without clothing, it's pretty gross, I've turned down options a few times now based on grooming (and how often do men get to be picky about their sexual partners? but a jungle down there will never even earn a call back). I would never go south on that and I really like going south in the right circumstances.
Just wondering how you other members of our modern culture feel.
Seems Asian women especially don't feel they have to groom from my recent few experiences.
I know how superficial this must sound, but good god, if you're going to shave your legs, armpits and the rest of your body, just take the extra 5 minutes of time to tame the other business.
Just look at the Chick of the Day thread and do a simple survey of how many are manicured vs wild. About 99%.
- monNom0
profound
- just a PSA for the 1% of XX QBN readers. I'm sure the XY's dont care, but they should. The world would be a better place.********
- just a PSA for the 1% of XX QBN readers. I'm sure the XY's dont care, but they should. The world would be a better place.
- ********0
are you into anniligus?
- ********0
I trim my balls every month, its true
- lowimpakt0
you think "chick of the day" thread is representative of women in the world?
haha.
- ********0
^nope, and certainly were you to visit your local DMV, Post Office, grocery store line etc., any other truly public place, 9 out of 10 humans would be unattractive.
So I admit my math in comparison to the chick of the day thread is skewed, but of that 1 in 10 of the public who are right fit and attractive, seems 90% of those practice proper adult hygiene.
I'd say most people b/n 18-35 subscribe to the idea.- its what Dubya refers to as "fuzzy math" pun sorta intended.********
- its what Dubya refers to as "fuzzy math" pun sorta intended.
- ********0
I dig. I can deal with (some) junk in the trunk, meat in the seat, cash in the kardashian, but not down with anything but nice and neat. And an extra few lbs are so much harder to control than that 60's-70's pr0n bush. That's all. It's an easy thing to remedy, so why not? You have nothing to lose and only more to gain.
- so no bush in ya mush?JOSF
- neep, I like both trim and trimmed.********
- lowimpakt0
actually, i'm confused now as to whether this is a joke or not.
- Not a joke to me. the feral look went out with Farrah[L] Fawcett. Clippers. cept the LA kind, those are worthless.********
- Not a joke to me. the feral look went out with Farrah[L] Fawcett. Clippers. cept the LA kind, those are worthless.
- chossy0
horp is adult grooming me :(
- ********0
did somebody say grooming?
- aahh... gtfo pedo bearAmicus
- yeah, adult grooming. sorry pedobearbaseline_shift
- ********0
more input please? I think this is a regional thing in the US, seems the coasts "get it", but the red states dont so much. Speaking purely in generalities of course.
- kgvs720
I say well trimmed.
- boobs0
Well, you know, the real, actual business portion doesn't really grow hair on it, so who cares?
- does too, weirdoversion3
- not really, no, v3juhls
- well, for most womenjuhls
- now I have to do some research...juhls
- i was talking about the guys parts. i thought this convo was 2 sided...version3
- Ah, I see. I thought boobs was talking about women.juhls
- anyway, how's the research going? ;)version3
- haha, I couldn't find much. Just some gross stuff about ingrown hairs.juhls
- Horp0
You know, adults have body hair, and children do not have body hair. Having body hair is the natural state, so the removal of hair is an unnatural act.
The removal of limbs is an expression of the desire to be an amputee, the removal of hair is similarly an expression of desire to be a child again.
Equally, a refusal to accept the presence of pubic hair on a sexual partner is, well, its not healthy.
Eric Gill couldn't stand pubis hair. Go and read about Eric Gill.
- so you are suggesting people who like it shaved are pedo's.Jnr_Madison
- also, if you have a beard, you're not a pedo********
- juhls0
"extra 5 minutes of time"
- Depends if it's a garden or a forest.Jnr_Madison
- Exactly. Just quoting the thread starter and questioning this statement, among other things.juhls
- threadpost0
If you're waxing/shaving/whatever your legs and arm pits anyway, I think it stands to reason that you can keep your pubes in check. I'm not ashamed or afraid to admit I manscape. I would expect the same from my ladyfriends.
- Jnr_Madison0
Shave it or Pave it.
- Like a nice patio.Jnr_Madison
- what is paving? never heard of that one?threadpost
- lol, I have no idea.Jnr_Madison
- landing stripjuhls
- Landing strip: totally acceptable.A 3 finger triangle:totally acceptable. something to show you care about landscaping.********
- nadnerb0
You know, I'm actually back and forth over this. . . sometimes I ask the girlfriend to be totally shaved, sometimes a little landing strip is nice and then then once in a while I'm down with the jungle bush. Just depends what you're in the mood for.
- and all in the course of one afternoon! lucky bastard!********
- gotta start with the bush though... the merkin is so 17th centuryAmicus
- and all in the course of one afternoon! lucky bastard!
