i've just wasted 4 hours on Omegle
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- mg330
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: I have no idea what stinks in my fridge
Stranger: from?
You: There's no fresh food of any kind in there
You: it's all in jars, sealed tightly, and something smells rotten
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- mg330
LOL
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Stranger: Kate?
You: Jack?
Stranger: Kate Minscro?
You: Jack Wagner?
Stranger: I've finnally found you
You: You have no idea what this means to me.
Stranger: I've been searching for so long
You: Let's run away and die together
You: not now, of course, but later in life
Stranger: never tell anyone
You: not a word
Stranger: it can be our little secret
You: I'll sew my lips shut
Stranger: but then we can't kiss
You: Speaking figuratively of course
Stranger: I'm over you
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- boobs0
I had a beautiful experience over there
- bjm0
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You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: the name of the typeface used for the Omegle is hobo
You: fyiYour conversational partner has disconnected.
- mg330
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Stranger: hii
You: You're not going to believe this but I just fainted for nearly a minute
Stranger: why
You: there has been an awful odor in my fridge for a few weeks
You: and I finally decided to discover the source
Stranger: what was it
You: unscrewed jar after jar after jar until I found it: rotten prunes
You: didn't even know I had any
You: the smell knocked me out
Stranger: haha wow
You: what a friday
Stranger: good story
You: thanks
Stranger: can you tell it again
You: with more gusto?
Stranger: sure
You: you're not going to believe this, but I just fainted for nearly a minute
Stranger: WHHYYY
You: and I caaan baarerly tyype bcuz i am hopdlding gauze to my forehead
You: fellld and hit my headd on kitchenn sink
Stranger: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: WHY
Stranger: WHATTTT
You: not sure to call 911 or notd
You: i hadd thiss smell in refridgearator
You: neededz to find it so opened all theseea jars
You: and when found it the smell heiit me like an atom bomb
You: and must haave fainted
You: cat woke me up
Stranger: oh shitttttttt
You: yea
You: not good
You: it wass old prunes!
Stranger: are you ok now
You: don't have an idea of how they gott there. maybe when my mom visited?
You: blood all over. my poor wireless mac keyboard. :(
You: real woozy here
Stranger: OHHHHHH
Stranger: guess what
You: yeah?
Stranger: i was being sarcastic about the good story tell it again thing
Stranger: sawwyy
You: what a dick/bitch you are! here I am in pain and you have to pull some shit like this. worthless fuck!
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- gabe0
fun times...
You: you better not lie to me this time, stranger...
Stranger: BUT THE URGE
Stranger: I SWEAR IT WASN'T HOW IT LOOKED
Stranger: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE.
You: you say that EVERY TIME
Stranger: please cant we just WORK THROUGH THIS?
You: i caught you in bed with my MOTHER
You: how can you even begin to explain that?
Stranger: It was dark
Stranger: You look alike
You: she's 97 !!!!
Stranger: IM BLIND
Stranger: YOU KNOW THIS
Stranger: YOU COW
You: you're right, i'm sorry
Stranger: get back in the kitchen.
You: do you still like your omelettes with 3 eggs?
Stranger: your sister makes them better.
You: you said we'd never bring that up again.
Stranger: i say a lot of things, stranger
- armsbottomer0
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Stranger: Fornarina!
You: sorry, i don't speak hobbit
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- DrBombay0
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- inhaler970
you know what would be even better, is to just read current conversations.
- kodap0
this reminds me irc chatrooms 12 years ago
- irrelevant0
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Stranger: hi
You: peace
Stranger: are you lonesome?
You: not really.. you?
Stranger: not right now
You: cool, what did you have for dinner
Stranger: toast. you?
You: toast, for dinner.. damn recession has you bro
- neferiu0
Stranger: u listen to protest the hero?
You: who the hell is this?
You: why are you here?
Stranger: u listen to protest the hero?
Stranger: u listen to protest the hero?
Stranger: u listen to protest the hero?
Stranger: do you?
You: i listen to spam
Stranger: u listen to protest the hero?
You: recordings of spam
You: performances of recordings of spam
You: recordings of performances of interpretive dances based on spam
Stranger: eric?
You: protest the hero can suck my dick
You: ys i am eric
- neferiu0
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You: what?
You: what do you want?
You: answer me!
You: what do you want from me?
You: for christs sake, answer me.
You: for the love of god, what do you want?
You: billy?
You: is that you billy?
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- Point50
I was messing around with this on Thursday. I kept getting death threats D:
- iCanHazQBN0
Stranger: hi
You: ey
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: it is nice to meet me, isnt it
You: pretty nice to meet you
You: i am honored
Stranger: yeah
You: do you wanna take a nap with me
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- pencilpants0
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- _me_0
Stranger: hi
You: wibble
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- _me_0
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You: ¿
Stranger: What the fuck kind of symbol is that you muppet?
You: its a fuckin question mark innit
You: upside down like
You: woah
Stranger: It's upside down you tosspot.
You: duh
Stranger: Wait. Hold on a minute. Don't tell me you're fucking English?
You: haha
You: eyoop nobhead
Stranger: Good on ya, as am I.
You: north of england born n bred, strong int arm , thick int head
Stranger: Basically, the reason I'm here is to recruit pure bloods like yourself into the National Front.
You: hahahahaaaaaa
Stranger: We, much like yourself, are fed up of all the fucking pakis and coons.
You: gimme youre best shot - convince me
Stranger: Convince? Piss off mate, as if you need any convincing
Stranger: Look at the state of our country
You: its more the state of the minds that are in it
Stranger: Every seconds person's called Ding Dong Patel, all the coons are swarming in from their shit-infested countries out in Africa, getting free medical care/government grants, robbing US TAXPAYERS out of fucking coin, during a recession when EVERY LAST PENNY COUNTS
You: do you vote?
You: do you know your local MP?
Stranger: Our aim is to round 'em all up and flick them on the next boat back to Africa, via India. One way ticket.
Stranger: Of course I do.
Stranger: Am I getting through to you?
You: thats a long boat trip. it'd save taxpayers money if you just shot them all down an empty coal mine
Stranger: Well come on mate, we've got to be realistic here.
Stranger: We can't just go around shooting black folk.
Stranger: I mean, by all means do it
Stranger: I won't say shit
You: good.
You: coz it already happens
Stranger: But it'd be much more 'humane' for us to just give them a nudge in the right direction innit.
You: a nudge down a mile deep pit - theres hundreds of empty pits in yorkshirte y'know
Stranger: just give 'em a few kicks in the head, let 'em know they're not wanted 'round these ways, go to the docks to see 'em off, might even wave goodbye if I'm feeling chirpy..
You: i cant believe you've never heard about it - wave them off on a boat????? are you really part of the fight???? you sound like a fuckin pansy liberal cunt
Stranger: Heard about what? The pits in Yorkshit?
Stranger: Fuck Yorkshire, best thing that came outta that shithole were Leed United. 'Nuff said.
You: yeah, chuckin the fuckin paki coonts down 'em...
Stranger: Of course I'm part of the 'flight' you tosspot.
You: then whats this about puttin em on a boat??? whos payin for that?????????????
Stranger: We're just looking out for our countries best interests.
Stranger: They're paying for it.
You: oh right. sure they are
You: we'll get the polish to build it for free too right?
Stranger: Already underway my friend. Can you keep a secret?
You: and like throwing pakis down coal mines isn't one?
Stranger: Down at the docks in Dover, we've got about 20 members working on one
You: a boat?
Stranger: The fuckers going to be big enough to fit 5,000 of the scum fucks.
Stranger: Yes a boat.
You: thats a ship then, not a boat
Stranger: Boat, ship, who the fuck cares. Point is they're all going to be heading back home, where they belong.
Stranger: Obviously it's going to take several years to get rid of them all
You: would it be like a cruise ship?
Stranger: No. It'll have the bare essentials.
You: coz thered be lots of places to drop em off
Stranger: One toilet, and plenty of deck space for them to sleep on.
You: not just one place... i mean they could go to france or sommat
Stranger: France? Are you out of your fucking mind?
You: but...
Stranger: Not that I give a fuck about France.
Stranger: Frog tossers
Stranger: But they've got enough coons as it is
You: no i mean if they all have to go back to where they came from - thats a lot of places...
You: so it'd be like a cruise ship boat
You: P&O
You: pakis and others
Stranger: We're just dropping them in Africa
Stranger: Probably Lagos, Nigeria
Stranger: They can all make there way home from there
Stranger: The biggset disgrace is, when I set off to Wembley to watch my fucking country, ENGLAND, play a game of footy, I see fucking coons wearing our WHITE strip.
You: haha... what about all the foreign premiership footballers?
You: would thay all go too?
Stranger: No. They're staying
Stranger: But they won't be getting paid, and they'll be caged up.
You: until they play?
Stranger: Yes
You: then back in a cage
Stranger: Yes
You: awesomeism
Stranger: They'll be allowed to train, under close guard
You: maybe put them all in one big cage and chuck a football in and put it on setanta
Stranger: If they try anything, even if they crack a joke, knife to the throat my friend.
You: what about the queen being german?
You: what do we do about that?
You: gas chamber?
Stranger: Funny you mention that, we were thinking of chucking them all on a farm up north.
Stranger: Making a reality TV show out of it
Stranger: No food, no drink
You: should be lancashire
Stranger: Just niggers squabbling on a farm
Stranger: Now that's what I call a comedy
Stranger: Imagine it..
You: i bet she has a great pair of wellies
Stranger: it'd be like a prison
You: what about gays?
Stranger: The Queen? Mate, there wont be no 'queen' when we take over that'd for sure.
You: what to do wi them?
Stranger: Gay's will be shot on sight.
Stranger: *that's
Stranger: Dubstep.
Stranger: Views?
You: so, lemme get this straight, no blacks, coons, pakis, gays, polish any otyher ethnic origin whatsoever, just engliash loud and proud watching the royal family on a farm in lancashire will do you right , right?
Stranger: Yes mate
Stranger: Anyways im off
You: good luck on your council estate dickhead
Stranger: a niggers throwing watermelons at my mansion
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- that's harshAnders
- I like the watermelons approachAnders
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- lowimpakt0
^ that is/was mental.
recruiting for the national front on that.. too funny.
what does this mean??
"Stranger: Gay's will be shot on sight.
Stranger: *that's
Stranger: Dubstep.
Stranger: Views?"
- liveforever0
like speed-dating