April Fools Threesome. 3131 Responses

Last post: 4 years, 2 months ago | Thread started: Apr 1, 09, 8:31 a.m.

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• PIITB

  So my birthday is coming up and my girlfriend texts me "Wanna have a threesome for your birthday"? I immediately got half a chubby and texted her back asking her if she was serious, and not even thinking that today is April Fools. She had me going for like 4 minutes and I almost shot a load just thinking about it, anyway to make a long story short I broke up with the bitch because that is just plain cruel.

  Apr 1, 09, 8:31 a.m. – Permalink

• JayCee

  YES! I'm proud of you for breaking up with her. That was fucking uncalled for.

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:32 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  now tell her you broke off for her own good... you just got your test back and you have a terrible STD

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink

• 7point34

  oh... yeah... sorry, um did she look confused when you broke up with her?

  i was actually the one that sent that message

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink

• plash

  could have omitted the body functions.. last thing i want to envision is you shooting a load!! gross dude.. gross..

  • http://edd-e.com/nt_…– e-pill1/2

    sorry but its was true. hehe– PIITB2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink

• JayCee

  you can't fuck with peoples emotions like that.

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink

• Stugoo

  mate well played, she fuckin baited you into it.

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink

• PIITB

  lol jk, i didnt break up with her but I totally wanted to.

  • gay– ipissexcellence

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:33 a.m. – Permalink

• e-pill

  yeh dinks your girlfriend just called me saying she is now available!!
  thanks for dumping her!!! she now really wants to have a 3some!!!

  yay!!!

  *moonwalks!!!!

  :P

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:34 a.m. – Permalink

• jamble

  Tell her you had one last year for your birthday ...

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:34 a.m. – Permalink

• fyoucher1

  ....half a chubby. Ha! Never heard that one before...

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:36 a.m. – Permalink

• pistollero

  There is a saying:
  "Every joke has a little bit of true in it"

  Take her back and work on it instead!

  • i was just kidding about breaking up, i posted that 4 posts up.– PIITB1/2

    Great, one less problem then! Just work on it– pistollero2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:36 a.m. – Permalink

• OSFA

  Text her back and tell her you are gay.

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:37 a.m. – Permalink

• johnnyklebitz

  i think i'll try this on my girlfriend... if she get's excited about the idea, i'll drop that slut.

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:37 a.m. – Permalink

• PIITB

  I have to plan something really good to get her back now.

  • fist her– ipissexcellence

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:38 a.m. – Permalink

• CALLES

  get back at her by posting her number here!

  • HAHAHA!!!– OSFA

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:38 a.m. – Permalink

• PIITB

  she's home sick right now. Maybe ill have someone call her as her doctor and tell her she has the hiv.

  • well played– capn_ron1/2

    wrong...but good idea!– dieselboy2/2

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:40 a.m. – Permalink

• OSFA

  DO IT!

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:43 a.m. – Permalink

• Mal

  He problem is when she offers that threesome and the third is another dude.

  • http://www.youtube.c…– ETM

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:46 a.m. – Permalink

• morilla

  Get back at her by sleeping with another girl.wwww

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:47 a.m. – Permalink

• DownHill

  the threesome is him moving back with his parents tonight

  

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  Dog-earApr 1, 09, 8:47 a.m. – Permalink