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Last post: 1 year, 4 months ago | Thread started: Mar 30, 09, 5:11 p.m.

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• rayborn3000

  Somebody sent me this freak show ... this guy is a riot!

  http://losangeles.craigslist.org…

  Mar 30, 09, 5:11 p.m. – Permalink

• brains

  Sounds pretty reasonable.

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 5:16 p.m. – Permalink

• BuddhaHat

  Yeah, forget about forming relationships first, move in, pay me, and have sex with me!

  I'm sure he'll get responses, but probably not from the sort he wants...

  • Actually, it says free!– brains

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 5:18 p.m. – Permalink

• bort

  "I love to cuddle, and I can spend hours just fucking holding a girl I love and kissing her and holding her and petting her...
  It's one of my favorite things to do in the world!! "

  • mine too– scarabin_net

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 5:50 p.m. – Permalink

• scarabin_net

  this guy's got what he wants straight, but he's just going at it backward. good luck with that outside india, pal

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 6:04 p.m. – Permalink

• exador1

  this made me laugh....a lot...
  1 in a million.

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 6:06 p.m. – Permalink

• coco_ono

  oh geez

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 6:12 p.m. – Permalink

• epikore

  fake posting?

  • no one is that good– rayborn3000

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 6:14 p.m. – Permalink

• boobs

  This one is choice:
  http://annarbor.craigslist.org/m…

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 7:02 p.m. – Permalink

• airey

  'Just a little basic sexual domination is good for any feminine girl'

  class act. i can't wait til we read about this dude being sodomised by the new 'girl'.

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 7:08 p.m. – Permalink

• 5timuli

  My all time favorite:

  

  • brilliant– uberdesigner1/6

    more frightening that brilliant.– airey2/6

    holy fuck!– VectorMasked3/6

    lol– baseline_shift4/6

    classic– sikma5/6

    Imitation crab meat is pretty good.– bort6/6

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 7:49 p.m. – Permalink

• nikdaum

  The one floating around a while ago with the free cinder blocks was awesome!

  • I remember that one, hilarious!– 05bingo

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 7:51 p.m. – Permalink

• harv

  http://www.craigslist.org/about/…

  • Chuck Norris?– boobs1/4

    ahahahaha– Salarrue2/4

    Well, I'm sold.– ETM3/4

    hahahhhaaa..........– Amby4/4

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 7:57 p.m. – Permalink

• BuddhaHat

  I sent both of these Craigslist posts to a mate of mine, and got the response:

  I think we should get the man-ninja selling the bike to meet the guy looking for someone to play with his trains for some totally not gay touching and imitation crab meat eating.

  Preferably in a closed cage.
  __

  LOL

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 9:11 p.m. – Permalink

• jevad

  "The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything."

  HAhahahah!

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 9:29 p.m. – Permalink

• wordsinyourmouth3

  ROFL @ the mention of his variable penis length depending on horniness.... fucking hilarious

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 10:18 p.m. – Permalink

• utopian

  Not CraigsList but singles AD, gold!

  

  • no oral? wtf is she on about?– version3

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 11:18 p.m. – Permalink

• tangoxray3

  

  • rad to the power of sick...– cruddlebub

  

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  Dog-earMar 30, 09, 11:44 p.m. – Permalink

• JOSF

  like nikdaum said, the cinder blocks one was good.

  

  • A classic– utopian1/3

    the man is trying to sell some blocks.– xcarlx2/3

    yup, thats it! i'd like to meet this guy– 05bingo3/3

  

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  Dog-earMar 31, 09, 12:06 a.m. – Permalink

• JOSF

  just remembered another one, the "Mr Right" guy.
  http://gawker.com/392410/mr-righ…

  • i dont think ive ever hated anyone more than this. except pars h and kanye w.– formula

  

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  Dog-earMar 31, 09, 1:57 a.m. – Permalink

• JOSF

  plus is phone call to gawker, hahaha
  http://gawker.com/392686/craigsl…

  "These Photos are Mines"

  "Ya' know I get girls pretty much, ya' know I'm a young dude, I do what I do, I'm a producer."

  

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  Dog-earMar 31, 09, 2:04 a.m. – Permalink