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- SteveNo
Is it me or are 'strategic business managers' all totally detached from real life and cant wash a fucking car?
When big Al has them in the board room they cope with the pressure by bitching like fucking kids!
Its brilliant, but they wouldnt get to run me a bath, never mind a business!
- shitehawke0
* shoots self in face
- Bluejam0
another bunch of idiots
- phatlee0
'Another bunch of idiots' that lack common sense.
- FallowDeer0
they are all numptees, but if bitching like a little kid gets me a £100K job, then sign me up!
- Okay, you've got it BUT DON'T FUCKING LET ME DOWN.Horp
- YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT....
YOU'RE FIRED hahaWeLoveNoise - haha if Sir Alan did that to me id tell him its rude to point at people and didnt his mother teach him any mannersFallowDeer
- lol yeah - ur'd tell him thats for sure ;)WeLoveNoise
- Bluejam0
i'm finding that the 'you're fired moment' has lost it's magic, we've seen it so many times now - they need to give it some life, maybe install a trap door or something that ejects the incompetent fools into a lions den or shark infested pool for added excitement. they're all useless anyway.
- monoboy0
Luck, bullshit and a good suit will get you far.
Oh, and giving it 200%.
- SteveNo0
There is no way they are worth 100k. The show is designed to test all of their skills and its shows them up to be retarded, I reckon less 'Strategic Business Champions' and a more mixed bag, and you might get some real sharp folk, If you are serious business savvy, you would not dream of being on there, you wouldnt have time.
- Horp0
^ He should rise from the desk, adjust his trousers a little, stroll casually around the desk, run his fingers along its surface, no rush... maybe pick up a piece of fruit from the executive fruit bowl, toy with it, drop it back, pout a bit... by now he's made his way round to the back of encumbent's chair.
Then, pull out a cheese wire and throttle them, showering the others in arterial blood a as warning to pull their fucking socks up.
Then, he could point to the juddering cadaver and shout "EXPIRED" all the while glaring at the others with eyes like mad fucking pingpong balls.
- Horp0
O rrise from his desk, squirt them with flammable solutions and throw a lit zippo into their lap. That way he could still shout YOU'RE FIRED as they throw themselves through the plate glass window of his 16th floor office in mad panic.
- Are you perchance writing the new James Bond screenplay?shitehawke
- WeLoveNoise0
YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT....
YOU'RE FIRED
- stem0
- mistermik0
any fit birds?
- 1 blonde but shes got a wierd mouth thats talks on the side of her faceWeLoveNoise
- There's an Appleton lookalikey if that's your thing.stem
- So it wasn't just me who thought that was strange WeLoveNoise?stem
- no fit and strange. theres was def something wrong with that trap of hers. still i wudnt complain ;)WeLoveNoise
- I noticed it too. First i thought it was cause she was on the phone and thought it necessary to direct her voice!HAYZ1LLA
- but no, she just has a wonky mouth!HAYZ1LLA
- mistermik0
any fit lads?
- alan sugar ?WeLoveNoise
- .... or his aidsWeLoveNoise
- i like wjat you did theremistermik
- roundabout0
Unbelievable how shit these people talk, hahahah.
- roundabout0
I'm a Ruff Tuff cream Puff from New York. WTF!
- lowimpakt0
they're all in the business of being wankers.
- forbes0
They are idiots but sir alan sugar is still the man!!
"cos oi don't have a BLADDY clue!"
"yeh oim TALKIN 'ere..."
- Spanna0
I'm harder to play than a stardivarius...
- lowimpakt0
i think Alan is funny as a tv muppet but I think he sends out a bad impression of what business is and should be about.
we are moving to new form of business management and the fat-head-capitalist partriach-cunt-leader will be a thing of the past.
- what??! there arent enough people like the great sir alan sugar!
YOUR FIRED!forbes
- what??! there arent enough people like the great sir alan sugar!