What about hiring a hooker?
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- Nairn0
I wonder how many of these other men are bringing in hookers, engaging in some expensive arms race of sexual oneupmanship, each clueless as to the others' efforts.
- motokiss20
why dont i be your date? Im a male but we could just say that some swingers want to be tag teamed as their fantasy?
- Ambushstudio0
Do it
- 23kon0
what would be funny would be to get chatting to some stranger chick, chat her up and ask her out on a date.
for the date, take her along to one of these parties - without her knowing its a swingers party.
the reaction when she realises what she's got herself into would be priceless. definitely a youtube moment
- thelukeandrews0
haha dude surely you'll get busted! this sounds like the kinda thing that's bound to backfire!! What if you pay loads for this and its just a bunch of dry-humping and flirting? What if your "girlfirend" starts handing out business cards?!! it really will be hard to find the right chick. but good luck!
- homeostatic0
Or just take your buddy and his girlfriend to one of these all inclusive deals that cater to groups the Dominican Republic...
I had some sleazebag bosses at one of my firms who'd go on "golfing vacations" here...
- SteveJobs0
^
that's not a lot of cash. which means to make it worth her while, she probably stacks a few clients for the day.. so try not to think of the limp slobby little peckers she's been pleasing a few hours before she got a hold of yours.. hehe.- hours? more like minutesversion3
- Nope. 2 hours. Only problem is his buddy better live in Ukraine.homeostatic
- in ref too "try not to think of the limp slobby little peckers she's been pleasing a few hours before"version3
- i'm saying just minutes before
it ups the ick factorversion3
- e-pill0
- What is a "test slide"?homeostatic
- snort!LIoyd
- OH LOL!!!!janne76
- haha, it never ends for poor old Flavutopian
- homeostatic0
Here you go...
http://www.gia.com.ua/girl/galin…
$250 for 2 hours
SERVICES
Kissing with tongue
Blowjob without condom
Cumshot on body, in mouth
69 Yes
Anal No
Lesbi Yes
Strapon sex No
Masturbation Yes
Play with toys No
Striptease Yes- how do I get her to america?Hurley
- Just write a letter the US consulate saying that she is a "crucial non paid promotional talent".homeostatic
- version30
never paid for sex my ass... dinner dates flowers trinkets weeding rings cars mortgages blah blah etc blah
"A woman's test is material. A man's test is a woman...if a man could fuck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house."
- Dave Chappelle.- This is VERY true. Once you understand this, life is much easier.homeostatic
- yeah, especially the weeding rings... lolAmicus
- hahaha classic chapelle!! love it!!
thelukeandrews
- SteveJobs0
dude, come up to hollywood. you can bang that many hot chicks for the price of a few 'apple martini's' or whatever the fuck they drink. slap their ass, kiss their cheek, tip the valet and you're ready to go.
- ukit0
haha... cmon this is not going to work. You think you can pass a hooker off as your gf and pay her to fuck your friend without either of them finding out so you can fuck your friend's gf?
the more i think about it, it's so crazy it just might work.
- carryon0
^ I hear what you're saying, I've never paid for sex either, tho I've been to a few strip clubs. But here's my thinking...from what I understand, all the other chicks are pretty damned hot too. So then, if I invest lets say $1000 to have sex with like 6 hot girls, thats some pretty good odds I'd say.
- SteveJobs0
the idea of paying for sex is so far beyond me... unless of course you're plain fuck-ugly. and the fact that you'd be doing it to get close to some other girl doesn't sound much more justifyable.
look, this guy seems to be pretty comfortable with other dudes banging his chick. so be honest with him. tell him it's not really your thing, but you're jealous of his chick and wondered if he'd mind sharing? tell him you'll pay for a weekend spa retreat for them both, which you could handily take care of with that grand buring a hole in your pocket.
oh, and as they say... pics or..
- homeostatic0
Yes do it. Definitely.
Just don't be cheap and bring the hooker equivalent of Boons Hill if your buddy's serving White Burgundy.- Yah most def, I've never hired a hooker before, dont even know what a hot hooker costs, I'm afraid it might be too spendy.threadpost
- I looked into it, probably be about be about a G or so.carryon
- (cut short)...might be too spendy. May not be worth all that cash if its some eliot spitzer priced chick, just do the hot hooker!threadpost
- Why not just fuck an even hotter hooker?babaganush
- carryon
I know this guy and his girlfriend and as a couple, they have these crazy swinger parties with like 5-6 couples all getting freaky. The girlfriend of this friend of mine is super hot, and I'd love to get with her. This guy isn't a close friend, and has jokingly invited me to join them as soon as I can get a girl down for this type of thing, of course no girl I would date would actually do something like this. This is definitely not my scene, I don't know if they all just do each other in front of everyone or not (not into that), but would like to hook up with this chick once.
The catch about this swinger party is, you must bring a date (open of course to participating). So then, what if I just hire a hooker and have her pose as my date?
Funny thing to think about, it's not my scene. I just sorta thought about it and it sounded fun. Probably wouldn't have the balls to go through with it all tho.