RIP Michael Jackson
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- utopian0
When did he die? I heard nothing about it until now.
- bliznutty0
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
- mg330
We're having a funny conversation at work about what would happen if we just suddenly changed images on some of our law firm client's homepages to be like a "We mourn the loss of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson" and not even tell them. I could just imagine a lawyer going to their homepage and just going WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
- calcium0
I'm with BusterBoy, not to mention he also was a human being. Kinda ridiculous that everyone is making fun of it. Regardless of his personal life and spotty past, he was living and breathing.
I guess I hope when I go, there won't be a thread making fun of me with super clever one-liners and awful pictures.
- his personal life has everything to do with him being a human being.morilla
- ghandolf0
NBC has confirmed.
- benfal990
His ghost
- ukit0
I'm sure the TV networks are reading a long series of tributes as we speak...
- janne760
i think at this point he is officially 'deadish'
- nicole_marie0
i was just thinking before i got to work today, Michael Jackson seems like the one person that everyone loved at one time, who is going to be that person to say rude comments and post inappropriate jokes far to soon or at all. and look, your all here!
RIP Michael... I blasted your music in my awesome sony tape player in the 80's and the Thriller video kinda scared the shit out of me but I still loved it. I also knew the dance.
- I agree! First ever album bought on cassette! (BAD) - the guy was a little weird and all that, but fuck me, what a dancer and performer!sunshinetherapy
- dasmeteor0
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