Fuck my life
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- ylanse
your story... http://www.fmylife.com/
your life IS wonderfull!
- sikma0
the blog thread i better
- Point50
I browsed this site a couple days ago. Once you get a couple pages into it, you get the feeling that this is a place for people to make up sensationalized situations about their life that most likely didn't happen.
- e-pill0
yeh your life sucks!!
- Point50
on a better note
- ylanse0
actually, I think SOME ARE real
- TheBlueOne0
THAT SITE IS FOR WEAKLINGS, YOU NEED TO STAY TRVEā¢!
- dropdown0
You spelled 'wife' wrong.
- Samush0
that site is gold.
- digdre0
Today, I was playing with my 2 year old sister. She was "making" me tea with her new tea set, and I would "drink" it. After awhile, she ran off and returned with actual water in the cup. I drank the water, which made her happy. Then I realized the only water she can reach is from the toilet. FML
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
- Orbit0
HAHAHAHAHAH
Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot.
Poor bastard.
- this post and the one immediately above it are pure goldmagnificent_ruin
- hahaha, just realized you were quoting from some other websitemagnificent_ruin
- digdre0
Today, I flew into New Zealeand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I recieved a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML
- digdre0
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
RADICALLLL
- digdre0
Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML
- digdre0
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
BAAAAAAAAAA
- Orbit0
Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch.
- digdre0
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
- At least it wasn't her mom...TheBIueOne
- you are a woman?digdre
- wut?TheBIueOne
- Orbit0
Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop.
- neue75_bold0
Today, I was drunk and horny. So I texted "I want to fuck your pussy" to my girlfriend. I later realized that I had accidentally substituted the s for the p, and actually said "I want to fuck your puppy."
- neue75_bold0
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car so they won't be stopping to get me.
- this happened to me on more than one occasion..neue75_bold