Chimp attack
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- creez0
"his" name was Travis.rip
- andreasm0
"Travis, a usually mild-mannered chimp, had appeared in numerous television commercials for Coca-Cola and Old Navy"
"However, Mrs Herold, who reportedly used to share a glass of wine with her beloved chimp every evening before they bedded down for the night together"
Poor animal.
- um... i'm not saying anything :)SlashPeckham
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- Mal0
yikes
- MrOneHundred0
I'd have snapped well before poor Travis. I call for sainthood.
- JOSF0
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
I'm guessing she said yes.
- Stylus0
The Monkey was framed
- Mal0
- temporary_name0
Chimpanzees are not to be fucked with. They possess considerably more muscular strength than humans and they are of an uneven temperament. There was a case last year of a man who went to rescue his child's toy from some chimps in some kind of zoo/safari park place and they tore him to pieces. Ripped his arms off, his genitals, took his eyes out, totally fucked him up. Just cute little chimpanzees. They are strong as fuck and a bit crazy too.
- calculator0
- They have a thing about genital removal it seems.temporary_name
- calculator0
If you lock an animal up, keep it away from it's habitat and stop it doing what it does naturally, it's eventually gonna get pissed.
it was 200lb ffs
- calculator0
I was gonna post the pic of the guy who's nose got bitten off, but it's too grim. what is it with americans keeping pet chimps?
- temporary_name0
It never ceases to amaze me when on holiday abroad and you see local people with chimps offering tourists the opportunity to have photographs taken with them for cash. It horrifies me every time I see a little child stood there smiling for the camera right next to a savage animal that could, at any moment, feel threatened or challenged or just fucking pissed off and just take the child to pieces. No fucking way would my child go anywhere near that kind of risk.
- Mal0
Chimps are also Cannibals.
- Jimbo820
Jesus Christ Monkey Balls
That is horrific
- harlequino0
My brother in law's parents know the victim, she used to be there neighbor at a condo community a couple years ago. She is apparently lying the hospital with no face and no hands.
- Jimbo820
jjjeeeeeeeeeeessssssssuuuuuussss...
This is the stuff of nightmares.