weird sex thing
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- OSFA0
pics?
- Jnr_Madison0
Remember the link on here when the guy said he pulled the anal beeds out to fast and it was like rip-starting a chainsaw... hehehe
- kelpie0
I bet if I was handing out stickers, this thread would get a much better response
- kelpie0
An ex girlfriend of mine had a cat that would come into the bathroom and take a shit every time she went for a bath
- flashbender0
maybe for the dog it is like watching the Discov3ry channel, or flipping through a National Geographic
- Jnr_Madison0
I remember one time on here, someone was talking about backroom facials and they said the guy scooped the womans eye out with an ice cream scoop and came in her socket. I thought he was being serious and searched for ages looking for proof. I had been had,
- a bacon facial would be more funflashbender
- You daft muppet Jnr.Horp
- see that would be OVER the line I'm thinkingkelpie
- kelpie0
ya totally, but what if it gets a bit hot and neither of them are really thinking straight cos their having such a great time and the girl pulls the beads out of his asshole so hard that maybe her hand flies back with the beads in and they hit her in the eye and maybe damage a nerve and she has a boss eye now cos of the damage and shit, isn't that not cool?
- kgvs720
^Where do you draw the line? It's really up to the couple to draw the line. It's not like we're the ones involved. If a person likes anal beads and he/she wants the partner to pull them as if he/she was starting a lawnmower, and he/she is cool with it, start it up.
- canuck0
" fuck me, this thread is way below my (already low) standards. "
-pr2
- Horp0
Sure thing. I push other people's faeces into my rectum.
Who's next...
- cool, thanks for sharingkelpie
- I still make love to hot chicks though, don't get me wrong.Horp
- with other people's fecesmagnificent_ruin
- drgss0
I think people in this thread have some very freaky fetishes, but are embarrassed to tell, and just wait for others to start
Horp, you first
- kelpie0
seriously though, this isn't so bad is it, no one gets hurt. Anyone into skat or nuns or heavy sado stuff here? where do you draw the line, I know the stranking gets a bit close to the big white light from time to time, but basically augmented wanking, so no harm, done. Do you have a safe word when the whipping and fag burning gets out of hand, llyod?
- Nairn0
Do blind people tie little bells to various limbs and appendages to aid their efforts?
- kelpie0
if his aim is off, do you think a seeing eye dog would direct him through the process? if there is contact between the dog and either the girl or him, is that technically bestiality? like maybe the dog has a wee lick, just out of habit, cos that's what dogs do, but the dogs not really getting off sexually, and the girl at least is likely pretty appalled by theis time?
- Maybe he has to kind of 'ride the dog home' to the target.Horp
- Horp0
Does anybody else ever take their pants and trousers off and sort of reverse out of the front door so it looks like you did it by accident and therefore can't arrested for flashing?
- Stylus0
If the dog is a seeing eye dog it's perfectly fine. If it's just a regular pet dog he's a dirty perverted cunt
- Horp0
I once made love to a little Japanese lady who had been living undiscovered in my sock drawer for fifteen years. I often wondered why things got moved about when I was out at work.
- magnificent_ruin0
I have a friend who does the same thing, but the dog also has to be blind